It was a regular day for Kurt, slushies being tossed at him, being ridiculed, and performing in glee club. During the end of glee club, Mr. Shue said to the class that a new member was joining glee club. Kurt had high hopes that they would be a guy, so that he could finally get into a relationship.
"I'd like to welcome, Gandalf the Grey!" Everybody was amazed that they could get someone with such musical talent. Kurt was the most happy, because he had always had a secret crush on Gandalf. After his welcoming performance of "Gay Bar", Kurt was hooked. While Gandalf was at the school showers, Kurt approached him and said that he loved him. Gandalf was too scared, knowing how Kurt is treated, so he said that he was straight. Kurt cried himself to sleep last night.
The next day, Kurt caught Gandalf making out with Rachel, and cried himself through one of the classes we never see during the actual show. Gandalf and Rachel performed "Pussycat" by Gunther and the Sunshine Girls. Finn was rather mad at Gandalf as well, for luring Rachel into a relationship using his steaming hot body. Finn and Kurt teamed up to prove that Gandalf is gay.
Luckily, it was not that hard since he posted on facebook that he was gay. They presented this, and Gandalf came out, that he was gay. Rachel then moved on, not to Finn, but to a sexy octopus who just so happened to be giving a presentation on the importance of the Vice-President of France that day. Finn was so mad that he ran away to Zimbabwe, never to return. He befriended a pack of wild whiteboards, native only to Zimbabwe and the Kanto Region of Pokémon.
Gandalf apologized to Kurt, and offered to be in a relationship with him. Kurt was crushed thought with what he had done to his heart, so Kurt refused his offer. Kurt sang "Won't Get Fooled Again" and ran away from Gandalf.
Gandalf wondered how he could make it up to Kurt. He brought carnivorous flowers, but all they did was eat 26 children at the school. He tried singing to Kurt, but it turned out Kurt was temporarily deaf when he sang to him. He did not know what to do. Suddenly, he had the perfect plan.
The next day, Kurt came in to school, still disgusted with Gandalf. When Gandalf came in, he had brought Kurt the entire street of Broadway. Kurt was so thrilled with this gift, that he hugged Gandalf. They soon became the school power-couple. By that, I mean that they took control of the entire school, politically. They created new laws, but several children to execution, and eventually, they overthrew the American government. Everything seemed to be perfect for the two, when suddenly, it turned out that all of this was not real, it was all just dreamed up by Optimus Prime.
Optimus Prime was confused, so he went to Earth, and in an attempt to make his confusion not confusing, he brought Gandalf and Kurt together into a relationship, just as it happened in his dream. The two lived happily ever after in reality, and Optimus Prime performed a closing performance of "Springtime for Hitler". It was the best episode of Glee. EVER.
THE END.