(Eridan x Kanaya)
As Eridan walked in
Taking a glance at the hive
He saw the horrid vision
That he could never so survive
KanRose on the floor
Starting that new session
He needed help with matespritship
His greatest lone obsession
Kanaya sighed and got up
Apologized for Ampora's mistakes
She walked with Eridan to the forest
As this new flight they will take
She had to give it a tune
Letting go of her seriousness
Cuz' if he follows the Vampire
His matespritship will be best
She showed examples of girls
Then Fef's voice she started to say
"Eridan I'll love'you" she said
If you follow the Vampire way
You should stop with pickup lines
Embarrassment is all it gives
But if you follow, sooner-later
Within, a greater future lives
But-Eridan Tried to say
I don't-"completing" it
Kanaya had interrupted
Please, just sit sit sit sit
Ampora stop talking
Do you really want to learn?
Well if you do keep listenin'
These chicks you've got to earn
Fef's voice might be soothing
A high tone it just comes out
But copying her? No Way!
That ain't what it's about
Gurrl, you're a man' not a lady
You're not like those little brats
Get rid of a few more things
Like that ugly scarf, get rid of that!
"Look-Also the way you walk
It's much to, I can't explain
Just try to be much manly
So it won't give the heart a stain
Just stop! Eridan said
He's had a bit enougn
Listening to her talk
Was much too-much too rough
I don't need explanation
I didn't need love advise
Kanaya, I'm real flushed for you
I just wanted to look into yoir eyes
The way you move, the way you talk
It just pulls me in some more
You're beautiful Kanaya
From out to inner-core
And as Eridan asked nervously
Please let this matespritship grow
Tears fell from Kanaya's eyes
As she sadly said, "no.."