Inspired by the Italy in my Role Play chat~ 3 LOVE YOU!! France, I know you are gunna read this. Stop raping me and go die in a hole. BTW. I don't own Hetalia. If I did, it would no longer be age appropriate. I also don't own Halo. 8B

"DAMNIT ALFRED!!"

"HE'S IN THE RIVER GUYS! OVER BY THE WATERFALL!!!"

"FUCK YOU ARTHUR YOU JUST SHOT ME!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HEADSHOT! AWESOME!"

"Would you be quiet, Gilbert?"

Arthur, or Detective007 if you preferred, groaned and died again. "Bloody hell! Who keeps shooting me from behind!!?" Other voices shouted and gloated, or damned to hell, over their microphones. It was Friday night, and every Friday the nations would have an all out war.

Playing Halo on Xbox live.

Arthur hid behind a boulder and threw a grenade at, CheezeMaster. Just guess who that was. The other nation cursed Arthur out and you could barely hear Lietchstien trying to calm him down in the background. He ran over to an abandoned ghost and hopped on, whizzing around the other combatants, till someone shot him in the bloody back AGAIN. "Who's the wanker shooting me?! Come on out with it!!"

"Not me!~" Exclaimed FaWkYeAhUSA876

Iggy could hear a snort, "It's just a game mon cheri~ Don't get so worked u- W-WHAT?! Who dared to fire at me?!" he sighed, LeSexeh123? More like LeRetard! He thought and searched for the rest of them. Arthur found Francis just in time to see him get hit with a grenade and blown to smithereens by CUTEtomatoluvr. "Nice one." He laughed with his team mate. That is until a jackass was heard from the voices and CUTEtomatoluvr was assassinated by MafiaBoss1.

"Bastard! I said change your fucking name!"

"B-but Roman-"

"NO BUTS!"

"Ah! Romano it isn't very cute to hit!"

"I don't give a damn!" A second bang. Poor Antonio, how many brain cells has Romano killed by hitting him over the head? 1. . 2. . 3. . . The world may never know.

"OH GOD DAMNIT ALFRED I SAW IT WAS YOU THAT TIME!"

"Eh hehehehehehehe~"

He growled and waited for his respawn. Out of the corner of his eye, Arthur saw Ludwig not far away on the battle field. Walking into a wall, and Feliciano running around next to him. Seems neither of them could figure out the controls, Arthur snickered.

A voice crackled in the headset on his ears, "Hey, Arthur! Pay attention we need you to man the machine gun!" Huh? Arthur looked back at the screen and noticed, he was indeed alive again, and Antonio, Prussia, and China were all in a jeep not a few yards away. He joined their little party and set off to find their vict- the other team whom they were currently beating 22 kills to 18.

Vash spoke this time, "Okay? Who's the bastard shooting the water?"

"Da, it is quiet annoying."

Shooting the water? Who was dumb enough to waist ammo shooting the water, and who was dumb enough to get annoyed by an idiot shooting the water. But the members of the other team were dropping out! All because someone was shooting the water.

"HAHA! Take that jerk England!"

Bloody hell. He thought spotting SeaKun9852 by the bank of the river.

Shooting the water.

And cheering.

Bloody hell.

Everyone spent the remainder of the round, killing SeaKun9852.

The end?

REVIEW FOR THE LULZ. 8D