Disclaimer: I own nothing, not House nor Heroes.
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"You take anymore of those things and I'm gonna have to call you House."
Matt took a drink of water, closing the lid to the bottle of Advil. "Call me what?"
She looked to him, "House."
He frowned at her, not understanding.
She sighed, putting down her coffee, "You know, Hugh Laurie, he's a doctor on TV."
"And he takes Advil constantly."
"Vicodin, but yeah he takes them for pain."
Matt stared at her, "So I'm a doctor now?"
Now it was her turn to stare at him, "You don't watch much TV, do you?"
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