Karaoke Time- Suna Style!

Chapter 1- Pump it Up!

"GAARA! CLEAN THE KITCHEN! KANKURO! CLEAN UP THE LIVING ROOM AND MAKE SPACE!! I'M GOING TO THE MARKET AND I'LL BE BACK IN A FLASH!"

Gaara peered out of the kitchen as his elder sister dashed out of the house in a frenzy. Kankuro came in the kitchen and asked "Hey, wanna switch?"

Gaara nodded and immediately Kankuro's chakra began washing, putting dishes in the dishwasher, and drying the plates that didn't fit or couldn't go in. Gaara's sand filled the living room and skirted around the house, returning items to their proper places whether it be in the respective rooms or on the coffee table that was rarely used in the living room. They worked in silence and quickly finished within fifteen minutes.

"So…" Kankuro stated.

"What now?" the younger brother asked, his arms folded.

"I dunno."

"…Can we have a disco party?"

"Sure. Just as long as the music is off before Temari comes home."

"…YES!"

However, just before Gaara could clap his hands to get he music started, Temari rushed in the house, her assistant Megumi and Kirirkiri helping Temari carry bags. Immediately Kankuro jumped out of his seat to help Megumi, while Gaara slumped over to Temari.

"What's your problem? Why are you depressed? Doesn't matter, take these and put them on trays." Temari snapped at her youngest brother who complied wordlessly. Kirikiri poofed away and everyone began to set up dishes, and drinks. About half an hour later the doorbell rang.

"THEY'RE HERE!" Temari shriked, running out of her bedroom.

"Temari-sama! You zipper isn't zipped!" Megumi yelled to her. she stopped just as she grasped the door handle, zipped up her jeans, straightened her shirt and opened the door.

"Hi! Come on- oh it's you." She rolled her eyes. The man in front of her smirked back.

"Just let us in woman."

Smirking, she threw the door back and allowed Shikamaru in who was followed by Lee and Choji. She gave Sakura, Ino, Tenten, and Hinata hugs as they walked in and gave a polite hello to Shino and Neji. Naruto and Kiba loudly entered while Sasuke gave her a nod. Gaara came out of the kitchen and Kankuro came out of the hallway, freshly changed. The guests from Konoha filtered in and soon, the living room was full of laughter, rapid conversation, and boasting from the latest mission accomplishments.

Gaara stood up at the front and Temari and Kankuro joined him. The room quieted down and the guests stared at them.

"Ahem. Welcome to our home." Gaara stated.

"Yeah! It's nice seeing all- most of you guys again." Kankuro added.

"Kankuro! We are all excited to have you guys with us! There's food in the kitchen and if anything gets broken, well… I'll leave that to your imaginations!" Temari smiled sweetly as the group shuddered.

"Come on Temari, it's not like were gonna have a wild party or something." Kiba stated.

"You're in Suna. Here we do things… a bit different." She replied.

"Huh? I don't get it! But I believe it!" Naruto said enthusiastically.

"Naruto! Shut up!" Sakura yelled, nailing him in the head.

"N-Naruto-kun!" Hinata squealed as his hurting head fell into her lap.

"Ahem. Anyway, what Oneesan means is that here, we like to move it." Gaara said blankly.

"What?" Tenten asked raising an eyebrow.

"What my idiotic older sister and my ignorant younger brother are trying to say is that in Suna, we like to party! So get ready for a good one, cause no place is better to be than the Sabaku house!" Kankuro yelled as Temari readied her fan and Gaara glared at him murderously.

"Um, Kankuro-sama, we don't really party that mu-"

"Megumi! Shush!" Temari demanded.

"Hai!"

"Oh, by the way this is Megumi who's my assistant at work. She's heard so much about you guys, I couldn't invite her!" Temari introduced.

"Cool! Come sit over Megumi!" Ino said beckoning to her while Sakura, Tenten, and Hinata nodded.

"So… how's this gonna kick off?" Kiba asked.

"Black Eyed Peas!" Naruto yelled, suddenly revived.

"YOSH!! Let this party begin!"

Kiba, Naruto, and Shikamaru made their way up to the stage and Gaara sat down next to Neji. Temari turned on the Karaoke machine and the music began to play.

Kiba took the mike and began

"Ha ha ha
Pump it
Ha ha ha
And pump it (louder) 4x
"

The rest of the group chimed in and after, Kankuro soloed while everyone else did the backgrounds.

"Turn up the radio
Blast your stereo
Right
"

"They wanna hate on us (who)
They be envious (who)
And I know why they hatin' on us (why)
Cause our style's so fabulous (what)
I'ma be real on us (c'mon)
Nobody got nuttin' on us (no)
Girls be all on us, from London back down to the US (s, s)

We rockin' it (contagious), monkey business (outrageous)
Just confess, your girl admits that we the sht

F-R-E-S-H (fresh)
D-E-F, that's right we def (rock)
We definite B-E-P, we rappin' it
So, turn it up (turn it up) 3x
C'mon baby, just"

Naruto filled in the descant while Kankuro took the group into the refrain.

"Pump it (louder) 6x

And say, oh oh oh oh
Say, oh oh oh oh
Yo, yo

Turn up the radio
Blast your stereo
Right now
This joint is fizzlin'
It's sizzlin'
Right"

Naruto took the mike and Kiba filled in the background for him and Temari did the 'wow.'

"Damn (damn) 5x

Wow"

Shikamaru took the mike from Naruto and continued

"Apl. de ap. from Philippines
Live and direct, rocking this scene
Breaking on down for the B-boys
And B-girls waiting, doin' their thing
Pump it, louder come on
Don't stop, and keep it goin'
Do it, lets get it on
Move it!
Come on, baby, do it
"

Temari took the mike form Shikamaru and took center stage, dancing slightly as she sung.

"La-da-di-dup-dup die dy
On the stereo
Let those speakers blow your mind
(Blow my mind, baby)
To let it go, let it go
Here we go
La-da-di-dup-dup die dy (c'mon, we're there)
On the radio
The system is gonna feel so fine
"

Just as Temari finished Kiba took the mike and everyone filled in and thye finished together with the refrain.

"Pump it (louder) 6x

And say, oh oh oh oh
Say, oh oh oh oh
Yo, yo
Turn up the radio
Blast your stereo
Right now
This joint is fizzlin'
It's sizzlin'
Right"

Everyone cheered and clapped loudly as they took a bow.

"THAT WAS VERY YOUTHFUL!! YOSH!! DO YOU NOT AGREE GAARA-SAN!?"

Gaara nodded. "It was very youthful indeed."

"Thanks!" Temari said flashing a grin.

"Actually, it was kind of loud." Sasuke said and the Sasuke Fan Club gasped as Kiba and Naruto pounced on him.

"So who's next?" Tenten chirped, ignoring the boys squabble and Ino and Sakura's shrieking.

Kiba jumped out of the fight and grabbed Shino onto stage. "Come on Hinata! Remember that song that we talked about for Shino to sing?"

"Oh yeah!" She said excitedly as she made her way up to the stage. They handed Shino the mike just as Sakura ripped Naruto and Sasuke apart, forcing them sit down and watch.

"Okay, Shino-san! You sing and Kiba-kun and I will act it out!" Hinata said pointing to the song.

He raised an eyebrow but nodded anyway and Hinata pressed the button.

Song: Pump It, by the Black Eyed Peas

Karaoke Artists: Kiba, Kankuro, Naruto, Shikamaru, and Temari

I'm bringing Karaoke back, yeah! Them other poeple don't know how to act, yeah! Well, it's back everyone! Requests are open and ideas for a sweet Suna party are up for suggestion as well. I've got the next 4 songs planned out but after that, it's all you guys. Enjoy!