I dont own Naruto

Srry bout the one chapter thing. I promise it will be long.

Chapter One : Sasuke finds out.

"OMG!!!" Sakura was just coming out of the doctars office crying and jumping up and down.

She knew that it was the most important news she ever got. She had to find Sasuke right away. She found him sitting at one of the tables in the park playing with his dog.

"Sasuke-kun! Sasuke-kun!" She yelled like a little girl even though she was 18.

"What is it now Sakura. Last time you came here you wanted me to kill the spider in your shower." Sasuke was so irritated, that he had to come here to avoid the insane person he calls his girlfriend.

"I'm pregant!" Sakura was so happy, but she knew that Sasuke would be even happier. But he looked at her like he was going to kill her.

"Ummmm, ok. This is weird. First of all I don't know what this will do to our life but how do you know it's even mine." Sasuke was slighty getting used to the idea becuase after all he did want to rebuild his tribe.

"I know its your becuase your the only one I have ever slept with, I think. I dont know for sure. But I am postive that it is your's." Sakura knew that this would bite her in the butt later. But she lied just to be safe.

"Well if your sure its mine lets get married. That way the baby will have a steady family.

" I do." Sakura kissed Sasuke and was offical they were married. She was now 4 months pregant.

5 months later...

"Congratutlations, Sakura, you have a healthy baby boy." The doctar always love this part of the job.

Sasuke walks into the room but almost attacks Sakura.

"This doesn't look a thing like me it looks like Itachi mixed Orachigaywad!" Sasuke was now breathing in deeply and almost passed out.

"Umm, sweetie, who is Orachigaywad? And trust me, I wouldn't sleep with Itachi unless I was drunk."

"Well that makes me feel better, NOT! YOU WOULD GO TO THE BARS ALMOST EVERY NIGHT. YOU WOULD COME HOME DRUNK EVERY TIME!!!" Sasuke completely ignored her question becuase he knew she knew who that was and would figure it out within the minutes.

"Ohh Orachigaywad is Orachimaru. Oh I get it. Well if you fell that way I guess we should get a blood test."

"That would make me feel much better. Also I am going to call those two and have them come over to our house to explain."

"Why are we here again?" Itachi was training with little Sasuke dummies when Sasuke went to go get him.

"You and I are here becuase one out of the three of us are the father of Sakura's baby." Orachimaru was hooping that it was his becuse he wanted to father a child but he knew it wasn't his.

"Oh, ok then why are we sitting here in their living room without them in it." Itachi was so dump ever since he got hit in the head with a rabbit.

"Becuase, we were fighting. Now why don't we get the baby and go to the hospital." Sasuke was very excited about this he wanted to know whos baby it was.

Sakura left to go get her baby. As she entered the baby's nursrey she stepped on a giant pile of legos. "Stupid legos" she mumbled out of the corner of her mouth.

"How did you like you nap John?" Sakura used the voice you used with little children.

She picked him up and took him out to see his three daddies. "Wow he does look alot like me. Doesn't he?" Orachimaru was so excited to see the baby mostly. They all got into the car and left to the hospital.

The car trip was 6 hours long ut since the baby was only 2 months old he fell asleep right away. So all the older people just talked.

Finally they came to the discussion of Naruto and Ten-ten's marrige, and how much that surprised everyone most Neji. "Well personally I think she did it to beat Hinata to the best man. Itachi's cell phone rang with Kisame's ring tone but he didn't want to answer it.

But if he didn't Kisame would kill him that was one of his rules in the Akatsuki. "Itachi speaking. Ya, I am going to the hospital. Why do I have to pick up your medications. Fine. Oh tell Deidara I love him. Ok? Bye"

"What?" Everyone was looking at Itachi as if he just droped a bomb on each other foot. "Ya so what if I love Deidara." Itachi didn't know what was wrong.

"Itachi, I knew you were gay, but I thought you were going out with Kisame!" Sasuke thought someone was taking over his older brother's body.

"We were going out but it wasn't working out. He cheated on me with a dolphin."

Itachi grew sadder but came back to normal person world.

"Okay, here we are. Everyone out. Oh Sasuke get the baby for me, please. Thanks" Sakura was hand in hand with Itachi and started thinking about the benefits for marring him.

As they entered she noticed that Gaara was here with a giant pole stuck inside his girlfriend's stomach and luaghed that what she get for trying to steal her man...

"Okay so next we have Mrs. Sakura and the baby." The doctar lead Sakura and her group into a room made for blood tests.

"Sakura you may want to hold your baby for baby." The doctar had a 3 inch needle in his hand. Sakura picked up her baby and he barely moved when the nettle touched him.

40 minutes later..

"Well Sakura, I think you need to explain to these men becuase none of these men are the father." The room grew quiet and only the baby made a noise.

"Well who the hell is the father? I married her becuase she told me it was definitly me. I ruined my life becuase of her mistake."

Sasuke was so mad right now his brother and the doctar had to stop him from getting Sakura.

"Well I want you men to find out. In this envelope is a picture of three men: Kabuto, Kakashi, and Naruto. They are in a certain order for a purpose, that is the order you must see the men. So good luck. But first I must tell Sakura who the father is." He lead her out of the room.

"Who do you think it guys?" Itachi was very courious who it was. At the same time the both said "Naruto." They all were most likely thinking the same thing. 'Of course its Naruto.'

As Sakura came in all three men ran out to the men ran out to find Kabuto. Then went to Kakashi, finally Naruto. After 4 longs days they came back with a blood sample of each person.

"Okay here I go. The real father is

is

is..."

"Just say it already." Itachi was getting impaitent

"Okay the real father is behind this door."

He opened the door.

All three men said it at the same time.

"Kabuto?!?!"

Hoped you liked it. I'll write another one later.