Three collars for the Elven guys under the Umbrella Seven for the dwarf lords in their five star hotel 9 for mortal men, doomed to die One for Lord Voldemort on his dark pincussion In The land of Mordor where shadows lie One Collar to rule them all One Collar to find them One Colllar to bring them all And in the darkness bind them In the Land of Mordor where Shadows lie

Takes place after LOTR, the Lotr stories

The Fellowship of the Collar The Two Buildings The Return of the Binge Drinker