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M*A*S*H 4077 Home free???
"Attention all personal incoming wounded full of your wonderful friends the North Koreans and another thing after you are finished playing around tonight's Movie is Yo How Yee ho too but don't worry if you don't know Chinese there are subtitles . . . . . . . In Korean" The P.A. Blasted all over the dusty camp.
"Wonderful!" Hawkeye Pierce shouted "Don't you just love it when we are able to get out of the SWAMP (were the tents are) during a quiet game of poker. Hawkeye, a 40 year old man with black hair with an old Hawaii shirt on that he ordered off the original SEARS catalog months/years ago.
"Well I see why you say that" Trapper said giving him a glance. "That game was luck "Trapper is a blonde hair man who is just as funny as Hawkeye. This time Trapper came with his own Hawaii shirt sent from his EXgirlfriend.
Now by that time the guys were joined by Major (hot lips) Hulihan and Frank (Ferrit Face) Burns. They walked into the O.R. and started to wash up.
"PIERCE" Frank yelled "you are sssssooooo despicable you couldn't stick together one man in this man's army"
"Thank you" Hawkeye said
Frank disgusted, quickly washed his hands put on his white apron with the face mask.
Colonel Potter was already there starting on an innocent 18 year old boy when he suddenly (SLAM) Colonel Potter looks like 70 years old but he still contains "spunk".
"DAM IT!!!!" Colonel yelled
"What's wrong Colonel did your gloves grow two sizes to small?" Pierce said giving the I'm an innocent man look
"These boys aren't made to take this kind of beating. They sign-up and then they get shot right in the botty"
"Ouch" Trapper said while his nurse started placing his patient on his table
"So what happened to your patient colonel?" Hawkeye said looking away from his patient
"Oh, just a poor young man that just met fate and lost everything" Colonel said taking the bloody gloves off his hand
"Attention EVERYBODY the radio in SOL has now announced that the war is over it has only been years and we can now leave. . . . . . . . . . . . . . We will now and enjoy the old Korean song to ya no fo" the PA system blasted.
A huge cheer suddenly was emitted from the whole camp until BOOM . . .. . . . . SMASH!!!!!!
"What the hell is going on here?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!???!?" Colonel yelled as the M*A*S*H unit was under attack
BOOM . . . . . . . . . . . . . SMASH another shot was fired
"RADAR!!!!!!" Colonel yelled at the top of his lungs
"Yes sir?" Radar came running carrying a sandbag on his short back
"Call HQ and tell them . . ." SMASH the Colonel's voice was unheard
"Colonel" Hawkeye yelled pointing at the far away hillside were an army of Koreans were marching toward the camp
"RRRRAAAAAADDDDDDAAA" BOOM again the Colonel was interrupted again
This time the Colonel was furious and wrote down on a piece of paper to order the surrender. Radar immediately ran toward the supply tent while the hospital became secure and everyone was carrying a sandbag on their back
*Later at the hospital"
The crackling of gunfire was suddenly fired from the Koreans all the Americans that were looking out the window were suddenly filled with bullets. BAM the door was suddenly knocked over of the small hospital and everyone suddenly put their hands up.
"Colonel . . . . we have a problem.
"SILENCE!!!" The Korean commander yelled. He wore tan colored clothes covered with mud and dirt.
"You know English?" the Colonel said very puzzled
"Yes, I'm what you would call a TRAITOR!!!"
(Thanks for reading if you have any questions or concerns please E-mail me at Mclarinet@cox.net or Summit review
M*A*S*H 4077 Home free???
"Attention all personal incoming wounded full of your wonderful friends the North Koreans and another thing after you are finished playing around tonight's Movie is Yo How Yee ho too but don't worry if you don't know Chinese there are subtitles . . . . . . . In Korean" The P.A. Blasted all over the dusty camp.
"Wonderful!" Hawkeye Pierce shouted "Don't you just love it when we are able to get out of the SWAMP (were the tents are) during a quiet game of poker. Hawkeye, a 40 year old man with black hair with an old Hawaii shirt on that he ordered off the original SEARS catalog months/years ago.
"Well I see why you say that" Trapper said giving him a glance. "That game was luck "Trapper is a blonde hair man who is just as funny as Hawkeye. This time Trapper came with his own Hawaii shirt sent from his EXgirlfriend.
Now by that time the guys were joined by Major (hot lips) Hulihan and Frank (Ferrit Face) Burns. They walked into the O.R. and started to wash up.
"PIERCE" Frank yelled "you are sssssooooo despicable you couldn't stick together one man in this man's army"
"Thank you" Hawkeye said
Frank disgusted, quickly washed his hands put on his white apron with the face mask.
Colonel Potter was already there starting on an innocent 18 year old boy when he suddenly (SLAM) Colonel Potter looks like 70 years old but he still contains "spunk".
"DAM IT!!!!" Colonel yelled
"What's wrong Colonel did your gloves grow two sizes to small?" Pierce said giving the I'm an innocent man look
"These boys aren't made to take this kind of beating. They sign-up and then they get shot right in the botty"
"Ouch" Trapper said while his nurse started placing his patient on his table
"So what happened to your patient colonel?" Hawkeye said looking away from his patient
"Oh, just a poor young man that just met fate and lost everything" Colonel said taking the bloody gloves off his hand
"Attention EVERYBODY the radio in SOL has now announced that the war is over it has only been years and we can now leave. . . . . . . . . . . . . . We will now and enjoy the old Korean song to ya no fo" the PA system blasted.
A huge cheer suddenly was emitted from the whole camp until BOOM . . .. . . . . SMASH!!!!!!
"What the hell is going on here?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!???!?" Colonel yelled as the M*A*S*H unit was under attack
BOOM . . . . . . . . . . . . . SMASH another shot was fired
"RADAR!!!!!!" Colonel yelled at the top of his lungs
"Yes sir?" Radar came running carrying a sandbag on his short back
"Call HQ and tell them . . ." SMASH the Colonel's voice was unheard
"Colonel" Hawkeye yelled pointing at the far away hillside were an army of Koreans were marching toward the camp
"RRRRAAAAAADDDDDDAAA" BOOM again the Colonel was interrupted again
This time the Colonel was furious and wrote down on a piece of paper to order the surrender. Radar immediately ran toward the supply tent while the hospital became secure and everyone was carrying a sandbag on their back
*Later at the hospital"
The crackling of gunfire was suddenly fired from the Koreans all the Americans that were looking out the window were suddenly filled with bullets. BAM the door was suddenly knocked over of the small hospital and everyone suddenly put their hands up.
"Colonel . . . . we have a problem.
"SILENCE!!!" The Korean commander yelled. He wore tan colored clothes covered with mud and dirt.
"You know English?" the Colonel said very puzzled
"Yes, I'm what you would call a TRAITOR!!!"
(Thanks for reading if you have any questions or concerns please E-mail me at Mclarinet@cox.net or Summit review