Bob: This person does not own Morganville but please still do read on. It's about time I got acknowledged in these fanfics :D I love you Im-the-fang-to-your-bang xx
Me: Aw, I love you too Bob xx
Bob's POV
What can I say about this crazy scientist? I love the guy. He cares for me; he protected me from that small girl who screamed when I crawled out of those old boxes. But Myrnin saved me and now he loves and cares for me like I am his child. He is like my father and I must say he has some wacky inventions. He once fed me some flies he had experimented on. It made me feel bloated and sick but he gave some medicine and I was soon back to normal. He treats me so nicely, especially when that Claire girl accidently knocked my home over yesterday and I started running around his lab in complete panic. She was going to hit me with a book! Can you believe that?
Luckily for me Myrnin picked me up and put me back in my home. I was very grateful but unfortunately I couldn't tell him just how grateful I was. I was going to attempt one on those web messages like Charlotte does on Charlotte's web, but unfortunately it turned more into a crooked web rather than a thank you message. I wonder if I could ever meet Charlotte… she is very talented, I only wish I could be just as talented. Maybe Myrnin will invent something to help me with my quest! Yes, now that would be a treat. A better treat than the green flies he feeds me sometimes. Hmm, Myrnin is currently pacing the lab in his red vest (no top) and his khaki pants, as well as his amazing vampire bunny slippers. I wonder where I could get a pair, or four, from…
Back on subject, Myrnin looks rather frustrated. I crawl my way over to the edge of my home so he can see me. He looks at me and instantly smiles. He crouches down so he can look at me properly. He then opens my cage and lets me crawl on his hand. He brings me up and he starts talking to me about his day and about some of his new inventions he's made or is planning on making. I truly do appreciate this crazy vampire. He reminds much of myself. He feeds off humans, just like I feed off flies. We have so much in common; I wonder if that's why we get along so well. He then places me back into my home before giving me my favourite meal of green flies. He really does care for me if he bothers to go and fetch me food. Most people when they see a spider just kill them or put them back outside to fend for themselves. But not Myrnin. Oh no, Myrnin is a kind hearted vamp who took me in when I needed it. My family died ages ago and now he is my new and possibly even improved family.
My brothers and sister never bothered with me. Once they were a couple days old, they went off on their adventures while I stayed in Morganville and explored around. I eventually wondered into this lab where I made my home in a cardboard box, but when that box was opened I was so scared someone was going to kill me that I made a run for it. Luckily Myrnin got to me before Claire and he gave me my name. Bob. I rather like Bob, it's better than Sebastian. That's what my siblings called me. It was a disgraceful name. I am so glad I found Myrnin. Well he found me. If I could talk to him I would tell him just how much I love him (as a father figure). I love you Myrnin, the best father in the world!