An Innocent Game of Go-Fish Turns Not So Innocent

It was another one of the more boring hot summer days at the smash mansion, were it was to hot to do anything at all. Zelda, Peach, Mario, Link, Marth, Samus, Ike, and Snake, were sitting in one of the few lacking air conditioned lounges that wasn't being used. Zelda and Peach were both furiously fanning themselves with fans, while Link and Ike were both chugging down iced teas to quench the worsening dryness of their throats. They were talking about the previous and coming matches when Snake cleared his throat loudly, everyone slowly stopped talking "I don't know about you guys but I'm bored" he said everyone agreed quietly "What do you suppose we do then?" Samus asked taking off her helmet beads of sweat sliding down her face. "It's not like we can practice its way to hot to do that" Ike said setting his ice tea on the table. "We-a could-a play-a a card game-a" Mario suggested taking off his hat and wiping his forehead free from sweat. "Huh?" Link asked quizzically he had never heard of a card game. "Oh what a great idea!" Peach said, running to her purse.

"I think I have a deck in here somewhere," she started furiously digging through he small purse. She came back with a small pink deck of cards. She sat back down at the table and opened it up. "What should we play?" she asked starting to shuffle the cards. Link was looking at what Peach was doing with a huge question on his face. What was she doing he thought.

"Well," Samus said breaking Link's train of thought. "Since some people have never even heard of a deck of cards" hinting over to Link, "I think we should start with something easy and work from there." She finished Link could feel his already flustered face blush from a slight red to a deeper red. "Lets-a play-a a go-a fish" Mario again suggested "Ok." Peach said after everyone murmured in agreement and started dealing out seven cards. Link awkwardly picked up his cards he had a seven with a heart on the top left corner, a 6 again with a heart on top two kings one with a pointy thing on the top and the other with a flower, a one with another flower a two with a diamond and one with a letter A in the middle with a big heart around it. He looked over at Zelda who sat next to him she had her eye brows knit up from concentrating on what they could mean. He shifted his glance over to Ike who too had no idea how to play. Link then looked around the table Marth and Samus both were shifting around their cards Marth had a huge smirk on his lips obviously about ready to destroy everyone and Samus breathed heavily not pleased with how her hand was dealt. Snake had his cards ready in one hand and had started a cigarette with the other.

"Ok" Peach said again, after she to had shuffled her hand how she wanted it "The object of the game is get the most number of matches, you make matches by matching two of your cards that look a like for example," she paused for a breath and started fanning herself with her free hand again "Say you have two sevens one with a spade." She said dropping one that looked like Link's king from her hand "and another of clubs" dropping another seven this one with the flower on it." She finished while putting the two sevens in a pile and shuffled them again. She continued on how to play Link was confused but she stated that after a while that he will get the hang of it. She started "Samus do you have by chance a six" Peach said sweetly. Samus looked at her cards quickly and shook her head

"Nope go fish" Peach looked at her sadly and picked up a card. The game continued and Marth ended up winning by a landslide. Sure enough after a while Link got the hang of it and he to won a game. Then it pretty much ended up as a death match between Marth, Samus and Zelda to see who could get the most matches and soon everyone lost interest in the game. As Samus promised as the three started to get how to play the different card games they got harder. They played crazy 8's, and B.S. which Link sucked at horribly since he was such a bad liar and most of them could see right through him. They played rummy and poker and eventually they got tired of playing cards altogether.

It had gone long into the night, Snake sat down with a bottle of pop in his had he chugged it down quickly allowing a sigh to end the growing silence. He looked over at Ike who was sweating nervously the temperature had finally dropped back down to normal after it grew dark. Ike was stealing glances over at link every once in a while and Snake could tell that Ike was checking out the Hylian hero. Snake knew Ike had feelings for Link hell everyone did expect for Link of coarse Link was so naive that way he wouldn't know if Ike liked him even if he kissed him on the mouth, well maybe if it was just right, Snake smiled at himself in his mind he knew just how to do that. "Hey Zel could you come here for a sec the pop machines not working!" Snake called. The Hylian Princess nodded and walked over to the machine "It looks fine to me." She stated plainly. "That's not why I asked you to come over here, Ike has a crush on Link" Snake said the reason why he was telling this to Zelda was because she knew Link very well and she would know if the feeling was mutual. "Really that's interesting" Marth said sneaking up on the princess and American Snake jumped at the sound of his voice. "So what do you have planned?" He said eyes narrowing suspiciously. Snake decided that he might as well tell the prince to he knew Ike better than anyone else. "What I want to know is if Link does to." Snake said turning to the Princess. She blushed slightly the tips of her pointed eyes turning a light shade of pink. "I think he does, no" She said mentally scratching that thought out of her head "I know he does!" She said. Snake was relieved "Ok here's what I had in mind."

Link had caught Ike looking at him for the third time in the past three minutes each time Ike blushed and then quickly looked away, hearing the slight clicks of high heels turned his head back to Snake and Zelda who both sat down but not before whispering something to Peach who then turned to each side of her and tell Mario and Samus. They then looked over at each other and nodded. "I have an idea of what we can do." Snake said calmly Marth had come back from getting something to eat and sat next to Samus. "Lets play spin the bottle" He continued. Peach had nearly jumped out of her seat giggling with joy and shouted "SWEET!" with joy "I LOVE THAT GAME" she said continuing to giggle madly. "Huh?" Link said stupidly "What the hell is spin the bottle" He thought he looked over at Zelda for some help she had a slight twinkle in her emerald eyes she smiled at him and nodded in approval. Snake explained the rules they were going to spin the pop bottle that Snake had drank out of before twice when it pointed to two people they would have to do something that the group agreed on each time the dare would get worse. It sounded stupid to Link but Peach insisted it was a lot of fun. Snake sat the bottle down and span it with a flick of his wrist it stopped at Marth who smiled and then span quickly it landed at Samus she began giggling again her cheeks slightly read. The group agreed they should hold hands for the rest of the game. Marth was blushing beet red when Samus took her fingers in hers. Link smiled this was going to be interesting. "This would be a great idea to hook people up" Link thought.(Oh Link if only you knew XD).

They did it again and again each time the dares getting better and better. Samus and Zelda had to arm wrestle each other; it ended sadly as a draw. Link and Snake had to wrestle with each other he won that dare. He smiled huge as he sat back down next to Ike. "Has his lips always been so plump?" Ike thought to himself. Link's body heat washed over him and the rich smell of oranges and sweat washing over him it was so sweet and salty Ike felt a shiver go down his spine "has he always smelled this good?" . He was madly in love with the Hero and he couldn't help but steal a glance at him. His face beaded with sweat, he saw one go down the Hylian's face and stop at his jaw. Ike wanted so badly to lick that sweat at his chin to clean the mark it made when it slide down, to make Link blush so hard and feel the warmth on his cheeks. Link's face was flush from the wrestling match he caught Ike looking again Ike blushed a deep red and turned back to the table. Focus Ike, Focus!" Ike shouted in his head.

He shook his had trying to prevent thoughts of what he wanted to do. He squeaked as he looked down at the bottle pointing at him he hasn't done anything he realized. He gulped and spun the bottle it slowed down and inched towards Link. The gods must hate him today Ike thought. He looked at Link and he saw a quick smile from Zelda she looked at Peach, Mario, Marth, Samus, and Snake and nodded. "Wrestle again Link." Zelda said smiling so bad her cheeks started hurting she knew that if she said it he would do it. Peach giggled again but Mario hushed her. Link looked over at Ike and crookedly smiling at him his left side slightly higher than the other his perfect teething glinted brightly in the light. The gods must really hate Ike today. Link got up and Ike followed Snake to got up as he was going to referee the game. Link got in a fighting stance and Ike quickly followed. "Ready!...GO!" Snake said backing up quickly and sat next to Zelda "Part 1 of Mission complete" he whispered, smiling at her. "Ike is sooo going to win" Marth said smiling as he saw them began "No way Link is he has wrestled Gorons they pride themselves as the best wrestlers and the way as much as boulders" Zelda said pride striking through her voice. "It's a bet then." Marth said placing his hand towards Zelda offering to shake on it. "Done!" She said and shook it firmly once and then turn her attention to the fight.

Link was obviously still tired from the wrestling match with Snake; Ike grabbed Link by the hands and moved his leg to trip him. Link squeaked as he fell hard on the floor. Link rolled before Ike could get him in a lock and rolled on top of Ike. Surprised by this Ike froze giving Link an opportunity to grab Ike's hands and hold them down and sat on top of him squeezing out the remaining air out of Ike's lungs. Damn it! Ike thought he totally took advantage of me. Link smiled almost like reading his thoughts. He looked up at Link his dirty blonde hair dangling in his eye beads of sweat rolling down his face and dripped onto Ike's shirt. Link's ice pale blue eyes stared deep into Ike's soul. Damn he is so hot! There was a million things Ike wanted to do he quickly focused on the ceiling above Link trying to will his arousal away before Link noticed it but he couldn't look away from those eyes.

Ike's brows knitted together as he looked down at those pale eyes. He wanted to kiss Link so bad, his flush cheeks only making it harder to concentrate he wanted to lick his ear bite on his earring and suck on it. Link bent slowly down seductively his hands never leaving Ike's. He whispered something to Ike his voice low and husky. "…"

"What?" Ike asked

"Do you give up" Link said whispering it again his voice somehow lower and huskier.

"Oh! Yeah I guess." Ike said suddenly feeling his face rise in temperature from the severe blush and arousal that Link gave him. Link got off of him quickly and smiled to everyone "He gave up!" he said. Everyone was shocked by what had happened before their eye's the quickly covered it up by cheering happily. Ike got up and sat next to Link again, he doesn't know why but he does.

"Good one!" Peach whispered to Zelda she smiled and giggled quietly

"Oh it's not over yet." Zelda said a smile on her face