Organization 13... At my school?!

By Chaxra-san

If you're wondering, kinoko means mushroom in Japanese.

Chaxra's mine! The Organization aren't! That sucks!

Chappie One! Stage 1: Early morning madness

I sat in the classroom, talking about the pictures that I had printed out the last night with my close friends, Kinoko, and Osaka.

Then one of the boys walked up to me and said in a slightly uncertain voice, "Um, are they related to you?"

I looked over my shoulder at the few Organization members I had managed to keep in the room.

"Yeah, we're one big happy family," I replied sarcastically.

The boy mysteriously vanished.

"Why exactly are they here anyway?" asked Osaka.

"They tagged along with me this morning. Something about there being nothing to do," I answered, wincing as Demyx staggered past the outside window with eight fan-girls glomping onto him.

"Then why don't you tell them to go?" said Kinoko.

"Because they're all higher rank than meeeee," I moaned.

There was a crashing sound as Saïx entered the classroom. He shook off several girls that were hanging on his arms and sat down at an empty desk. Due to the expression on his face, I guessed that he would tip over the edge of sanity very shortly.

Then I heard the voice off the person that I hated most in all the worlds. It was . (not swearing, I just couldn't be bothered making up a name.) He sauntered over to us with his usual self-satisfied smirk on his face. We all glared at him.

"Hey losers. What's with the creeps you brought here? They're so uncool, especially that guy with the pink hair. I mean, come on, that is just so stu--" his voice was abruptly cut-off, presumebly because he'd just had his head decapitated.

Several girls screamed and fainted as the head rolled past.

"MARLUXIA!! HOW THE HELL AM I GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS TO MR RANDOMSON?!" I screeched.

"But he mocked me!" protested the graceful assassin, sycthe still in his hand.

I shut my eyes and breathed in slowly. Think calm blue oceans... with no idiots...

"Chaxra? I strongly advise you do not look at Marluxia for a while," said Vexen nearby.

I snapped my eyes open, just to contradict the scientist. (I still hadn't forgiven him for the needle incident.)

I instantly regretted doing so.

"No! You can't do that!" I gasped.

In the corner of the room, Luxord and Axel were placing bets on how long I could last against Marluxia's super-pleading-chibi-face.

Marluxia won me over in a few seconds.

"But you're so cute," I cooed, stepping forward, "I forgive you!"

Axel swore, and passed over some munny to a grinning Luxord.

Osaka and Kinoko shook their heads sadly.

"Gets her every time..."

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