The Baby Van Song
Oh when Van was born,
His body looked like a small acorn,
Not that of a king of Fanelia,
But perhaps of a baby gardenia.
Oh Van, when he was born,
In episode 9, the flashback time,
He looked as tiny as a garden weed,
They must not have fed him baby feed.
Poor Van in his little blanket bed,
With seedling wings and roots for hair,
How could a sexy king and queen,
Have given birth to that turnip head?
This does lead an Escaflowne fan,
To wonder with distress,
What Folken looked like at that age,
If Van looked like a tater tot in a dress!