Once upon a time(actually yesterday) Mario was inside a bar, listening to 30 Seconds To Mars, when all of a sudden, Luigi came and shot Princess Peach in the brain and then she died. Mario got really angry with Luigi and then ate a whoop-ass mushroom, which gave him all the powers he have had in the past, plus a new one: The Super Thingie Power! He transform in a Thingy. He then grabbed a steel chair conveniently placed around and set it on fire, then he hit the face of Luigi and he made his head fly around :3. It fell on Bowser's beer, then he said: ''Oh, Mama Fcker!''
Mario then took out his bag a 1-up mushroom and used it on Peach. She woke up and then Mario's Thingy power disappeared. Then he realized it wasn't Luigi who killed Peach, it was the guy who was behind Luigi: Moustafa…
So he used a 1-up mushroom on Luigi and the three of them made a super-Kamehameha and killed him. Then Master Roshi arrived and demanded them for using his move and not paying copyright, so Mario said ''I can't give you money now but you can the princess!'' So he did and everyone lived happily forever :D