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Announcer: And now its time for everyone's favorite show…..Karasu's Kid World of Explosive devices!
Children in Audience: YAY!!!
Adults: ::have helmets on::
~* Then the theme song comes one with kuwabara and Yusuke singing*~
Oh its Karasu's world, beware of bombs
Karasu's World, made for fun and fun for Karasu
Don't step on the land mines, or we'll go boom
If you explode, please don't sue
Welcome to the world of dynomite
Fun for kids, and fun for him
Please don't mind the ticking bombs
Or the smell of burning skin
Its Karasu's world of explosive devices!
Announcer: Now lets bring out everyones favorite homocidal kurama loving maniac, Karasu!
Karasu: ::walks out::
Announcer: And his co-host, the psycho girl who has WAY to much time on her hands, ROOKIE!
Rookie: ::walks in cursing about monkeys::
Karasu: ::elbows her::
Rookie: Ow! Oh Hello kids
~* The set has a weather board thing, black backround surronded by bombs, a rainbow pony and a bowl full of candy on the table surroned by beanbags*~
Rookie: ::sits on black beanbag:: Oi, lets get the show on with
Karasu: ::falls into red beanbag:: Can I make this explode?
Rookie: -_- no
Karasu: Alright, lets bring out our first gets, little Timmy from Ireland
Timmy: ::comes in riding a camel:: Hello would you like some tea?
Karasu: Can I blow it up
Timmy: NO IM TAKING OVER THE SHOW, AND IT WILL BE CALLED "TEA TIME FOR TIMMY" RUBBER CHICKENS, ATTACK!
~*Then a large amount of rubber chickens come and attack the set*~
Random Chicken: ::knocks over lighting, falls into audience, kills a few people::
Rookie: YOUR GOING TO PAY FOR THAT!
Karasu: O.o ::is being mauled by many chickens:: GAH NOT THE HAIR!
Rookie: Oi -_-, YUSUKE!
Yusuke: ::comes out:: What?
Rookie: ::points to chickens::
Yusuke: Okay..::walks away::
Rookie: -_- ::throws a pineapple at Yusuke::
Yusuke: ::is hit:: @_@ ::falls over and is pecked by chickens::
Karasu: O.o ::slaps random chickens with the table:: DIE YOU EVIL FIENDS!
Timmy: MUAHAHAH ::sips tea:: O.o damn imported tea
Rookie: -_- ::sprays febreze in Timmy's eye::
Timmy: X.x gah my eyes I cant see! ::rides camel into the set wall::
~*Then the set wall falls over on them*~
All: @_@
Timmy's Camel: ::Takes the mic:: Hello Las Vegas!
Audience: ::cricket cricket::
TC: ::throws tomato at audience::
Audience Member:: whoopdido a tomato
TC: Its one of karasu's "special" tomatos
Audicence: O.O ::Starts clapping::
TC: ^^ ::bows and starts tap dancing on a wheel of cheese::
Rookie: ::puts set back up and whacks the camel with Timmy:: CAN WE GET ON WITH THE SHOW ALREADY?!?!
All: ::silence::
Karasu: ::puts rubber chickens in a box inside a bag inside another box inside a bag inside a trashcan inside another box inside a treasure box and ships them to jamaca:: Damn chickens
Yusuke: Oi my head, what happened?
Rookie/Karasu: Uh..
Little Kid: You got were going to go get us all some ice cream
Yusuke:…Okay ::walks off::
Kid: ^^
Rookie: ^^
Karasu: ^^ ::holding a bomb::
Rookie: O.O ::Steals bomb and throws it out window::
~* There is a sudden screech a loud boom, and now there is one less building near the studio*~
Hiei: ::jumps through window:: did someone say sweet snow?!
Rookie/Karasu: ::Sweatdrop::
Rookie: Hiei we are trying to do a show here, can you please go back stage and then get sweet snow?
Hiei: ::looks at camera:: Baka's ::lays on the fake windowseel::
Karasu: Anyways, lets see what the weather is like in Karasu's World
Audience: OKAY!
~* So karasu goes over to the little board thingie with his pointer stick and points to a random spot*~
Karasu: Im boomsville there will be a jubiliant chance it will rain ducks followed by a small shower ::puts pointer near a moutain:: In the Dynomite Peaks there is a chance that it will hail snowglobes, so you better get your linen folks. ::points to the sun:: the sun will be exploding followed by a large sun powered ray that will be our new sun.
Random Audience Guy: How can it be sun powered, if the sun isn't there anymore?
Karasu: Its Karasu's world what I say goes
RAG: Its not possible, Im a scientist I should know!
Karasu: -_- ::eyes get red:: well Im Karasu and I have better hair than you!
RAG: Well I- ::explodes::
Karasu: ::puts hands behind his back and starts to whistle::
Rookie: ::Eating the candy:: -_- karasu, did you blow that guy up
Karasu: ::goes chibi:: no ^^
Hiei: Liar
Karasu: Short
Hiei: gay
Karasu: gay-er
Rookie: LANGUAGE! ::Smacks them both with a piece of pie::
Karasu: PIE! ::Attacks pie and eats it::
Hiei/Rookie: ::Sweatdrop::
Rookie: Lets see who the lucky winner is that gets to ride Bilbo the magical rainbow pony!
Kids: ::cheer::
Rookie: Lets check the hat of magical magic! ::pulls turtle out of the hat:: Nope that's not right ::throws it at random audience member::
AM: X.o gah my eye! Im sueing!
Kurama: (stage manager) ::points to sign that states they are a non sueable organization::
AM: -_-
Rookie: ::pulls m-chan out of the hat:: O.o..hello ::throws m-chan at Kurama::
Kurama/M-chan: @_@ ::on the floor::
Hiei: ::smirks and stands next to rookie looking oddly at the camera::
Rookie: ::pulls out paper:: finally ::pile of random animals behind her::
Karasu: ^^ Pie
Audience: ::Sweatdrop::
Rookie: And the lucky winner is…..Touya O.o
Touya: ::comes out and sits on the pony:: Yay ^^ I cant believe I won! ::Blows kisses at the camera::
Karasu: Can I blow it up?
Rookie: No! the pony stays. I still have to pay for that damage the chickens did
Karasu: Take it out of Kurama's pay check
Kurama: I don't get paid
Karasu/Rookie: EXACTLY!
Kurama: -_- Im surronded by idiots
M-chan: Whats wrong with that?
Kurama: -_- ::goes into office and drinks::
M-chan: O.o
Touya: ::riding bilbo:: YAY GO FASTER! ::ices the pony::
Kids: NOO BILBO! ::attack touya and drag him somewhere::
Rookie: Well that's all the time we have for today
Karasu: ::has pie all over his face:: See ya next time kids on..
Rookie/Karasu: Karasu's world of exploding devices!
Hiei: ::Stabs camera with sword::
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Kurama: ::backstage:: O.o…I see colors ::hiccup, falls on m-chan::
M-chan: O.o..little help here
Yusuke: I have the ice cream! ::Remembers what happened::..hey….