Elizabeth Cullen's Story
Noc: Are we seriously gonna post this?
YES! The original was pulled from fanfic, so we are going to give them the rated M version.
Noc: Ok, but ur crazy.
Once upon a time there was a woman Elizabeth, and bad stuff happened to her. I can't say what, but it all worked out ok.
The End.
Oh wait.. P.S. Penis
Noc: Why did u say penis?
I want the M rating. Otherwise it would be G. Maybe I'll add in "shit" just to be safe.
Noc: U'r nuts
Yeah, well if they would like the original version, its on Ao3.
you have to go to archive of our own website, which this won't let me do. then search for me or add this at the end after the dot org thing /works/436625