Okay, so I was just watching all the Marvel movies in one giant binge and something River said in her first episode of Doctor Who floated into my head. "Picnic at Asgard. Have we done Asgard yet?" I immediately started hunting around the site for similar stories. There is an astounding lack of them.
So I decided to at the very least write a prologue and see if anyone at all was interested. This will probably have tie-ins to Thor and The Avengers the films since I don't know anything about the comics except that Thor cannot just jump back and forth at the drop of a dime…which I'm ignoring since I don't know how I'm gonna do time frames yet. For Doctor Who, it's post 7.05 at least.
Prologue
"Wow, you know, this place is beautiful!" River gushed the moment she stepped out of the TARDIS. "Sweetie, you really know the best places to take a girl."
"Yes, it is perfect for a picnic, isn't it?" the Doctor replied brightly as he followed his…well for him they were married. For her, he wasn't entirely sure. He ran a hand through his floppy brown hair, adjusted his bowtie and strolled in front of her to look at the view.
They'd parked, logically, in the best spot to overlook Odin Allfather's palace in its great majesty. The Doctor didn't say anything to River, but it reminded him just a bit of the cities on Gallifrey. So very shiny.
"So, did you bring the picnic basket?" she asked, drawing his thoughts away from home.
"I did," the Doctor started, looking down at one arm then the other, expecting the basket to be there. "Must've left it on the TARDIS."
River smiled. "Best go fetch it, then."
The Doctor nodded. "Be right back. Don't wander off." With that, he passed her, touching her hand with affection and ran back to his ship. He snapped his fingers, too lazy to hunt for his key, and dashed inside.
River wandered off.
This really shouldn't have surprised her husband and it didn't. What bothered him was that he had no one, not even a cat or a horse to complain to about it. He sighed and wished Amy was still around. Perhaps she could rein her daughter in. The Doctor laughed aloud at his foolishness. Amy would've beaten River to the punch.
He just hoped he could catch up before she started an interplanetary kerfuffle. He hated kerfuffles. They were not cool at all.
They were even less cool on Asgard, as the Doctor would find out by the end of the day.
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