what you didn't hear!

by Featherzz009

J.K. Rowling didn't give you the full scoop on Harry Potter, so I am here to fill you in.

1. very very very very short prolouge

featherzz: Harry didn't like being a wizard. Actually, he didn't like being a boy at all. He'd much rather be a witch.

Weird austin dude: And suddenly a bunch of men with AK-47's run in and kill Harry. The End.

featherzz: Okay that wasn't that interesting. That is the killing part, the rest is true. You wanna know why he doesn't like being a guy? Because he thinks Neville Longbottoms is hott. And he has a picture of Ron that he practices kissing. That's what Mrs. J.K. Rowling left out....

So the story begins....