"Alright guys! Happy Monday! This week's theme is friendship." Mr. Schuester wrote the word on the whiteboard. "I know we're all friends here, and I want you guys to sing songs expressing that."

Glances were exchanged across the room. Rachel nodded, turning to Mr. Schuester. "I think that's a great idea."

"Awesome! I'll see you all tomorrow!" The meeting ended, the New Directions heading home.

The next day, Mr. Schuester walked into Glee club ready for the first batch of performances.

"Uh, Mr. Schue? Puck and I are gonna go first." Sam stood up.

"Ok, cool. Go ahead, guys!"
Puck nodded to Brad and the band members. Sam sang first

Let's face the facts about you and me
A love unspecified
Though I'm proud to call you Jewish bear
The crowd will always talk and stare

Rachel exchanged a glance with Kurt, who was biting his lip to keep from laughing. Finn frowned, trying to figure out where he had heard the song before. Puck sang the next part.

I feel exactly those feelings too
And that's why I keep them inside
Cause this bear can't bear the world disdain
And sometimes it's easier to hide
Than explain our

Puck and Sam sang together

Guy love
That's what it is
Guy love
He's mine I'm his
There's nothing gay about it in our eyes

Kurt was shaking with silent laughter, and Blaine had tears in his eyes. Sam sang.

You ask me about this thing we share

Puck sang.

And he tenderly replies.

They sang together

It's guy love between two guys.

Puck stepped forward, nodding.

We're closer than the average man and wife

Sam stepped next to him.

That's why our matching bracelets say "Puck" and "Sammy"

Puck stepped to the side.

You know I'll stick by you for the rest of my life

Sam followed.

You're the only man who's ever been inside of me!

Kurt fell out of his chair, having trouble breathing from laughter. Blaine was doubled over, shaking. The rest of the club stared at Puck and Sam like they were martians. Puck raised his hands in defense.

"It's a line from the song, I never, come on, gross, no offense, but.."

Sam nodded, singing the next part.

There's no need to clarify

Puck raised an eyebrow

Oh no?

Sam nodded.

Just let it grow more and more each day
It's like I married my best friend

Puck grinned.

But in a totally manly way

The two high-fived

Let's go!
It's guy love
Don't compromise
The feeling of some other guy
Holding up your heart into the sky

Sam looked at Puck.

I'll be there to care through all the lows.

Puck looked back.

I'll be there to share the highs.

They looked back at the entire club.

It's guy love
Between to guys.

Sam looked at Puck.

And when I say
I love you, Puck
It's not what it implies

They sang together, harmonizing.

It's guy love
Between
Two
Guys

The song ended. Kurt and Blaine were laughing too hard to notice. Brittany started to clap, and both Santana and Mercedes stopped her.

"Um, interesting song choice." Mr. Schuester's eyebrows were knit together.

"We just wanted to clear some stuff up. Rumors have been going around." Puck shrugged, sitting down.

-A/N: I own nothing. Hope you liked it.-