This was written by my insane sister, Katopenguin. If you can't guess who it is, then by the end of the song I'll tell you. This is to the tune of Bruno Mars' "Just The Way You Are".
Oh, his ears, his ears,
Make us feel like the stars are starin'
His eyebrows, his eyebrows,
We all think that they are so sharp
He's awkward…
And he is Kirk's best friend
I know, I know
He thinks in pure logic,
And it's so, it's so
Creepy that he is pointy
But everytime he says logic,
I say
You are logic-cal, (cal cal)
And it gets on my FREAKING nerves
But you're a Vulcan,
And it's the way you are
And when you smile (smile)
The whole world stops and stares for a while
'Cause man your a Vulcan,
And that's the way you are
McCoy, McCoy,
Would thwack him all day if I'd let him
His smile, his smile,
Is really really really creepy
He's so awkward,
But I don't let him know
Oh you know, you know, you know
I'd never ask you to change
If perfect's what you're searching for
Then quit the logic
So don't even bother asking if you like logic
You know I'll say
[Chorus:]
He-ell ye-e-e-ess (ess ess...)
Just God you are in love with it
Cuz yer a Vulcan (Vulcan)
Just the way you are (are)
And when you smile (smile)
The whole galaxy stops and stares for a while
Cuz man that is creepy (creepy)
Just do not smile please (please!)
Plee-e-e-e-eese!
Plee-e-e-eeeese
Man that's just creepy (creepy)
Just quit it ri-ight now (now)
When I see your face
It's really pointy with logic
Cause dude it's just weird (weird)
Just the way you are (are)
And when you smile
The whole galaxy stops and stares for awhile
Cause dude you're a Vulcan,
Just the way you are
Yeah
If you haven't guessed, it's Spock.