While Phineas and Ferb were still sleeping, Perry woke up a few hours early to head over to his lair for his mission briefing.
"Sorry to make you get up earlier than usual, Agent P," Major Monogram said. "But Doofenshmirtz has already had a head start with his invention. According to our surveillance cameras, he has been searching the internet for dull and boring activities. Find out what he's up to and put a stop to his plan."
With a quick salute, Perry headed for Doofshmirtz's home.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!
Where being evil is not debated!
Perry peaked through the ceiling window, only to see Doofenshmirtz working on a computer and writing notes. When Doofenshmirtz got up from his seat, Perry crashed through the window using a rope.
"Perry the Platypus?" Doofenshmirtz asked in alarm as Perry kicked him. However, the rope broke and, much to Doofenshmirtz's relief, wrapped itself around Perry.
"At least I don't have to worry about trapping you with this very expensive freeze-frame laser gun," Doofenshmirtz said, gesturing to the laser gun. "Maybe I'll use it tomorrow. But as for right now, I will explain my plan in a big musical number."
(A/N: This is a spoof on Firework by Katie Perry.)
Lately I wonder
If I am a snore
Someone who is dull
Not with a trill or two
If that is the case
That sure explains a lot
Like how my evil schemes
Appear to be so lame
Plus everybody else
Is not boring like me
And since that is true I want to turn things right around
'Cause I know that there's
Still a chance for me
Since there's a spark right there
But I can't seem to ignite
This light
It's just
Some smoke
That's why
Right here
I will change all that
Everyone will beeeecome dull
Making me someooooone who's not
That will make me more dy-nam-ic
But it's just by com-par-i-son
And you're wondering hoooow I can
Complete this bizaaaare pla-an
Well I'll show you right now
Here is my device that will work to-day
"Behold, the Dull-And-Boring-inator!" Doofenshimirtz said when he was finished with the song. "Of course the effects of the ray wear-off after a few minutes, but that should be enough time for me to fix that problem." He then turned the device on. "In only a few minutes, everyone in the entire tri-state area will become dull and boring, making me look interesting by comparison."
However, Perry got himself freed from the rope before he ran over to the device as he attempted to push it off the building, accidentally pressing a hidden self-destruct button in the process.
"Curse you, Perry the Platypus!" Doofenmirtz hollered as Perry left.
However, the two didn't notice that a stray beam came from the device before it exploded...
Back in the Flynn-Fletcher household, Phineas and Ferb woke up to the sound of their alarm clock.
"Hey Ferb," Phineas said. "I know what we're going to do today-"
ZAP!
"Watch grass grow," Phineas concluded after he and Ferb were zapped by an unknown laser.