Look it rain outside.

Rain come down.

Battle happen.

Blood shed.

People die.

Saddness.

Destruction.

Arrow fling across field.

Hit.

Dun eye come out.

Eat.

Wind begin.

Rain end.

Boat together.

Fire shot.

Boat burn.

Cao Cao run.

Guan Yu escape.

He fight.

Guard die.

Zhang Fei drunk.

He get attack.

He lose.

Zhang He dance.

Wei embarassed.

He gay.

Zhu Rong yell.

Meng Huo embarassed.

He whipped.

Guan Ping have spike hair.

He cool.

Xing Cai have hawts for him.

Oda have lightsaber.

Mace Windu want it back.

It not happen.

Liu Bei marry Sun Shang Xiang.

He happy, she not.

Sun Shang Xiang die virgin.

Pang Tong perv.

That all.

Bye.