Disclaimer: Let's get this silliness out of the way. I don't own Harry Potter, or Ron, or Draco, or Bertie Bots. If J.K. Rowling would give them to me, I would be most grateful.

Bet'cha I Can!

by xdragonslayerx

How the conversation/fight took a turn to this topic no one knows. "Yeah right, Malfoy! You, the master of kissing? That's just stupid!"

The blonde practically growled, "I am the master, I tell you!"

Ron just scoffed, "Sure, and pigs fly." Actually, they do on occasion, but that's not the point.

Draco clenched his fists and his face got ultra red. 'That no good peasant. I'll show him! I'll-.' And just like that, a most wicked idea formed in Draco's superior mind.

All signs of anger washed away as he crossed his arms and tilted his chin high. "I'll wager I can prove that I'm the greatest kisser."

Suspicious, Ron asked, "And how're you going to do that?"

"Oh, you'll see." Draco smirked mischievously. "If I win you eat a whole bag of Bertie Bots, regardless of taste."

The redhead grinned, "And if I win, you have to eat two bags!"

"Fine, deal." The Slytherin put out his hand, "Let's shake on it, as gentlemen should."

Knowing Slytherins very well, Ron hesitated a brief moment. 'He's up to something.' Still, he went on to shake the offered hand.

With a forceful tug, Ron found himself stumbling forward. He put his hands up to grab a hold of Malfoy's shoulders for balance. Draco grabbed hold of Weasley's hair while wrapping his other arm around the peasant's waist. Their faces were so close, their eyes locked, Draco leaned down...

And just like that, they were kissing.

At first, Ron was too stunned to react. Draco, not known for his patience, started trying to persuade his captive to respond. The feeling of warm lips upon his own, it made Ron a bit dizzy, but not in a bad way. Shyly, the redhead began to kiss back-.

"Oh my god!" The two separated, turning to find Harry Potter with his mouth wipe open and pointing at them. "You were-Ron and-no-It's-It's-."

Ron pushed Malfoy away from him. "It's not what it looks like!" He glared at Draco, "Don't ever do that again." He stomped towards a blabbering Harry.

Draco called out after the red head, "How was I?"

Ron's face turned redder than his hair, "It was...utterly revolting!" He grabbed Harry's arm, and ran out of the library with all due haste.

With a huge grin, Draco said softly, "Liar."

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Thanks for reading and please review! Be nice, it's my first HP fic.