I would like to apologize in advance for this fic. It wouldn't go away.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. I wish I did, but I don't. Think of all the bills that would pay!
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Title: Fangirls
One-shot
Location: Konohagakure
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"Katon: Housenka no Jutsu!" Sasuke murmured just before drawing a deep breath and launching several fireballs out of his mouth. A yelp of surprise and several popping noises caused a satisfied smirk to appear on the boy's face. Sasuke casually turned to his left so his panting blond sparring-partner would get the full effect of it. An irritated glare was Naruto's only response. Sasuke's smirk widened.
"Is that all you can take, dobe?" he taunted while flicking his dark bangs out of his eyes.
Naruto opened his mouth to give an angry reply-…and was cut off by a happy squeal. Both boys blinked then turned their attention to a bush on the edge of their training field.
Several gasps of surprise and loud rustling noises indicated that there were several someones hiding out in said bush. From all the noise they weren't ninja and any other ordinary citizen would not be spying on shinobi while they trained…except...A scowl made its way onto Sasuke's face. Just what he needed.
"Fangirls." He stated, disgust clear in his voice.
"Uchiha fangirls." Naruto said in a matter-of-fact voice. The blond's eyes suddenly lit up. "Heh. Uchiha fangirls."
Sasuke narrowed his eyes. "Well they certainly aren't stalking you, dobe."
Naruto ignored the barb. "No, you don't get it," he said shaking his head with a wide grin on his face. "Uchiha fangirls, ya know? The Uchiha fan. Fangirls?"
Sasuke glared at the giggling blond and abruptly walked away. Attempting to train with him anymore would be useless. Only Naruto could come up with such a stupid joke…
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"Hey, Sasuke!"
Sasuke looked up from testing the balance of a kunai set to glare irritably at Kiba.
"What do you want?" he questioned coldly.
"I just heard this great joke from Naruto! Who would believe that a moron like him could come up with such an awesome joke!"
Sasuke felt a twitch develop somewhere in the vicinity of his left eye. Naruto? Joke? The Uchiha hefted the kunai in his hand.
"Hmmm…how do I say this…Oh! I know! What are Sakura and Ino?"
"Kunoichi." Sausuke growled. He swiftly picked out which vital spots he could hit that would cause the maximum amount of pain but not cause death. He didn't want to become a missing-nin. …at least not yet…
"Nope! ...well…they are, but they are also Uchiha fangirls! Get it? Uchiha fan girls? They are fans of the Uchiha fan!" Kiba began his loud, annoying laugh-
-and was cut off when he was forced to dodge a barrage of kunai.
"H-Hey!" Kiba was about to protest when he caught sight of the Sharingan swirling in Sasuke's eyes. Instead he decided his best chance of survival was to run. Maybe it wasn't the best idea in the world to tell Sasuke that joke in a weapons shop…
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Its probably been done before…heck, its probably been over done but who can resist something like that? As lame as it is it still makes me smile.