I don't own Ouran High School, the Suohs do. I don't own the Host Club, I suspect Kyouya does! Nor do I own Ouran Highschool Host Club, so don't sue me please ^_^

Two mischievous grins appeared on the twins' faces. ‚O-oh,' Haruhi gulped. The Hitachiins turned their back on her, whispering. ‚Baka, I shouldn't have said that word! I forgot that when spoken in front of them, it's such a dangerous, dangerous word!' The brothers returned their eyes to her and she could almost see cruel intentions dripping from them. ‚I shouldn't have said that i would do ANYTHING!'

„So, Haruhi," Hikaru's captious voice promised nothing good.

„You would do anything to get any of those part time jobs that we were offered." Kaoru completed his sentence as usual. She would have LOVED to back out at that moment, but she really needed a well-paid and not very time-consuming job because of her studying. Every profit from the Host Club went on her infamous debt; yet she needed money now that her father was unemployed.

„Well if it's not something unacceptable…" she said.

„We will let you browse all the offers our mother gave us," Hikaru made a pose.

„And personally make sure that you'll get employed wherever you like." Kaoru entwined his limbs with his brother's so they resembled a statuary.

„You just have to …" Now both of them spoke, „kiss one of the hosts!"

„Heee?!" Haruhi spaced out for a moment.

„Aren't we genius, Kaoru!" The twins showed each other thumbs-up and spoke in low voice as if no one could hear them. „This way we can finally find out who's Haruhi's secret love! I bet it's gonna be me."

„You are confident, Hikaru, but let's see – I think she's going to choose me!"

„WHAT?!" Tamaki appeared right in between them and they pouted on his special effects that were much better than theirs. „Of course it'll be her daddy! Daughters love their daddies!"

„Ok," everyone fell silent, because Haruhi stood up. „I expected worse; I'll do it." The three suitors held their breaths.

‚Hmm, I surely like all of them, maybe not equally, but I do like them all.' Haruhi looked round the room. ‚And I know some of them like me. But I don't want the Host Club to be shaken by some rivalry, that's why I try to behave neutral in the club and not show my affections. So I think I should kiss somebody who would be least moved by it….'

Haruhi made her decission, moved a few steps, bowed and said: „I'm sorry, senpai!"

While the other 5 hosts heard that little sound of her kiss, their hearts secretly sank that she didn't choose them. Tamaki and the Hitachiins almost lost their lower jaws from having their mouths shaped in a huge WHAAAAAT ?!!?!

EPILOGUE: After browsing through the part time jobs, Haruhi exploded: „You idiots, those are all for experienced fashion designers like you!!"

From now on, every chapter is a different sequel to this event.

Chapter 2: She kissed Kyouya-senpai!

Chapter 3: She kissed Mori-senpai!

(Sorry I didn't spend hours on grammar and stylistics this time. Let's say it's in Czenglish = that's when imperfect Czechs speak English ^__^' )

Angie