RETURN OF THE KING SPOOF

by Howl of a Werewolf

Here is the start, the start of season two of my spoofs, all fans of my spoof series will know what humor to exspect,This is obviously the last one featuring LORD OF THE RINGS. It'll hopfully be nice and long, because of the battles

1. Chapter 1

CHAPTER ONE

Quite a few years ago, two hobbits were fishing, they were Sméagol and Deagul. Deagul was fishing, and the fish was so large Deagul was dragged into the water.

Inside the water Deagul spotted something inside the muddy ocean sand, Deagul picked it up.

When came out of the water, he looked more closely at his finding, it was revealed to be THE RING! Deagul remained staring at it. Sméagol also appeared, and saw the ring, and wanted. Deagul wouldn't give it to him. And the two began fighting each other. Deagul grabbed Sméagol and kneed him in the stomach. Sméagol slapped Deagol like a sissy. Then Sméagol throw him on the ground, and strangled him till death. Then he took the ring, put it on, and disappeared.

Sméagol began transforming into Gollum. And remained that way, for the remain of his life.

BACK TO THE THRID AGE!

Gollum has wakened Frodo and Sam, and forced them to continue their journey to Murder.