HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE SEXIEST JEW ALIVE, KYLE BROFLOVSKI.

Kyle's POV

"Open it," Stan tells me as he hands me over a box wrapped with green and orange shining paper.

I take my time, because it always annoys Stan when someone doesn't just rip off the paper right away.

"JUST HURRY UP!" Stan yells, but with a smile on his face. He knows I'm just doing it to annoy him.

I rip off one side of the wrapping paper, to see one side of a cardboard box. I do the same to all the other sides, all revealing the same thing.

I take my time with the box, too. I can see the annoyance on Stan's face, but it's funny when he's angry.

"You know, it's not even a big thing, I just put so much wrapping on it to annoy you, but it's even more annoying for me," he sighs. "Just let me do it."

Stan leans over to grab the box from my hand, but I pull it back behind my back, turning it into a little game. He gets up from the chair in my bedroom he was sitting on, and comes over to the bed, and lunges his hands towards me to get the box.

"Nope, not gonna happen," I say while standing up on the bed, holding it high above my head so Stan can't reach. Being taller then him really pays off.

While chanting in success, I feel his hands on my legs. I soon feel that horrible tickle, and fall down laughing.

"You thought I forgot you were so ticklish?" Stan says, now tickling my stomach.

"Fuck off!" I laugh, but it comes out as breaths in between my laughter.

"Fine, open your damn present!" Stan removes his hands, and hands over the box.

"Thank you," I reply, satisfacted.

I open the box to reveal about a dozen small peices of paper, all stapled together.

"A coupon book? Really?"

"I made it. It has something special I will do for you on each one."

"That's so gay," I laugh, and open to the first one.

As soon as I flip the page over, I can swear I saw Stan's face turn red. He looks down, avoiding my face.

"A free hug?" I ask. "I want that now."

I see a smile appear on his face, as he reaches over and hugs me. I hand over the free hug coupon, and he shoves it into his pocket.

"Now to the next page," I say, and Stan sighs.

"I knew this was a bad idea," I hear him mumble underneath his breath.

I know why he's embarresed when I see what the next coupon is for, although I'm glad it's there. Now I know for sure that he feels the same way about me that I do about him.

I get off the bed, and walk over so I'm standing in front of him.

"One kiss, please," I say, while handing over the coupon. A smile suddenly appears on Stan's face, followed by a slight red tint added to his cheeks.

Stan gets up on his knees, so his face is facing mine, and leans in half way. I fill in the rest of the space, putting my lips on his.

Best. Birthday. Ever.