Me and my friends were messing around and created this.
Disclaimer: Do I look like J.K. Rowling to you?
Once upon a time Harry Potter died in an epic battle with Voldemort.
Voldemort turned everyone into bunnies.
Then he sang "Voldemort" to the melody of "Lollipop".
After that a jalapeño on a steek came and epically shot a rocket into "Moldyshorts" nose.
And he peed and peed and peed! He was eating Hello Kitty while he was peeing and the he barfed up everything he ate and became ridiculously hungry so he ate Hermione!
She tasted yummy so he was satisfied.
But he got hungry again so he ate Will and when she died Harry Potter was resurrected!
He defeated Jose and everyone living rejoiced!
And then Harry, being the nice guy he is, resurrected Will and rode a Pegasus into the sunset.
Unfortunately, Snape was crushed by a sunflower.