No. Seriously though, I am so STUCK on EVERYTHING, that I figured I should post this old thing to let you guys now that I yet live~
Enjoy?
Me: Alright gaiz, I just figured a whole story of just random funny stuff would cheer EVERYONE up~
Matt: OOOO WHAT ARE WE DOING?
Mello: Please tell me it's not something gay…
Me: Well, unless you want to take ALL the DN character... and lock them in a room…
Matt: Does that include Shinigami?
Me: OFCOURSE.
Mello and Matt: AH HAIL NAH.
Me: Fine, then no. Nothing gay.
Mello: PRAISE GAWD.
Near: Your spelling is atrocious.
Mello: SHUT UP.
Matt: Well…
Mello: SHUT UP.
Me: Alright kids, calm yo TIPS.
Matt: Tips?
Me: Well, I'm typing on my mom's computer… I don't want her to see this and think I'm one messed up thirteen year old...
Mello: Too late.
Me: OHSHUSH.
Matsuda: CAN WE GET STARTED? :D
Matt: LET'S GET IT STARTED IN HERE~
Me: And thus, the nightmare continues…
Mello: Tell me about it.
L: I'm here, and I bear gifts!
Me: L, that's cake.
L: Exactly.
Me: *facepalm*
Matt: So, when do we start? :D?
Me: Well, since I'm very lazy, I figured THIS could be the story.
Mello: What, do you have something better to do?
Me: No, not really.
Matt: THAT MEANS SHE LOVES US.
Mello: Oh boy?
Me: No Mello, I HATE YOU.
Mello: EVEN BETTER.
Me: WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO? *Runs and hides in corner*
Matt: AH MELLO. YOU MADE MAH WIFE HIDE IN A CORNER.
Mello: Oh noes.
Me: *yells from corner* YOU SUCK.
Mello: Again, oh noes.
Me: YOU SUCK MATT.
Mello:…
Matt: Since when?... ladies~
Akane: OH HAIL NAW.
Me: WHO LET HER IN?
Akane: WHO LET YOU MARRY MAH MAN?
Akiko: ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
Akane: WTF?
Akiko: What? If I have to be paired with Mello, you can handle "Sharing" Matt!
Matt: ladies~
Mello: I get paired with Akiko?
Me: *comes out of corner* More than likely. Unless I decide to make her forever alone…
Akiko: Well Mello isn't…. THAT bad.
Mello: Yeah thanks, Love you to.
Akiko: Could you at LEAST wear MEN'S clothes.
Mello: BUT I'M SO SEXY.
Akiko: Be that as it may, the leather HAS to go.
Me: Yeah, you TELL him Akiko~
Akane: SHUT UP MAN STEALER.
Matt: OOO~ Girl fight~… Ladies~
Me: Oh shut up Akane! I created you! YOU'RE LIKE MY DAUGHTER.
Akane:… So that makes Matt my.., DAD?
Me: …ew. Maybe not then.
Akane: I DUN'T WANNA MAKE OUT WITH MY DAD.
Me: OH JUST SHUT UP.
Matt: YEAH YOU TELL HER!
Akane: OH SO NOW YOUR OWN HER SIDE!
Matt: … She has the censor button… D:
Akane: ?
Me: YES. FEAR THE CENSOR BUTTON.
Akane: Pfft, that's like telling me to *CENSOR* Mello!
Me, Matt, and Mello:.. WHAT?
Akiko: AH HAIL NAW BIOTCH. YOU CAN'T STEAL MY MAN!
Akane: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
Akiko: *tackles Akane*
Me: Well, while they kill each other, how about a word from our L!
L: The cake is not a lie.
Me: And that was a word from our L~
Matt: Didn't you promise Matsuda he could do that?
Me: I sent Matsuda out for kittens.
Mello: ..Why?
Me: Because~
Mello: Do I want to know?
Me: Do you like cats?
Mello: I don't like small animals.
Me: Then never mind.
Matsuda: *runs in with a basket of kittens* I FOUND THE ITTY BITTY KITTY COMITEE~
Me:… You mean that one internet meme?
Matsuda: YUS.
Me: Ohmaigawd love.
Matt: Kittens… do they have to do with video games?
Me: I wish.
Mello: You should take that as a no, Mattie boy.
Akiko: *waltzes back into the room* HAI GAIZ!
Me: Did you eat Akane?
Akiko: …
Mello: Well Well, Mattie is girlfriend… less
Me: Is that even a word?
Mello: It came out of my mouth didn't it?
Matt: Well s***. There goes my girlfriend… OHWELL. I ALWAYS HAVE MARIO!
Me: Mario is a fat man in a red suit.
Matsuda: SCANDOLOUS.
Me: Right, scandalous.
Matt: I think I just peed myself.
Me: Why?
Matt: *Show's me a text message from Akane*
Akane's Message: NO. Akiko didn't eat me. But I'm naked~
Me: No Matt, I believe the term is "Jizzed in my pants"
Matt: NO. I mean, she scaresss me D:
Me: Why?
Matt: … She's VICIOUS.
Mello: AHA YOUR GIRLFRIEND SUCKS.
Me: Mello, Akiko hates chocolate.
Mello: WHAT?
Akiko: LIES! ALL LIES!
Me: I should know. I created you.
Mello: OHGAWD I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU.
Matt: Wow, two relationships came crashing down, AT ONCE.
Me: *fist pumps* JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY!
Mello: CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE.
Matt: VIDEO GAMES VIDEO GAMES.
Matsuda: ITTY BITTY KITTY COMITEE~
Me: Matsuda~
Matusda: Night~
Matt: Matsuda?
Mello: Matt?
Me: Matt?
Matt: …Mello?
Matsuda: MATSUDA.
Me: YES, the awkward chain of names has ended~
Matt: I HATE it when things get awkward.
Me: Oh you're just mad because you have no social skills!
Matt: Oh, and you do?
Me: no, I never said that.
Mello: I have FLAWLESS social skills.
Me: and a chocolate addiction.
Mello: WHAT WAS THAT?
Me: NOTHING.
Matsuda: Heyyy stop fightinggg.
Mello: SHUTUP.
Matsuda: YOU MAKE KITTY SCARED.
Mello: ...?
Me: It appears Matsuda has jumped on the kitty bandwagon.
Matt: OHGAWD. NOT ANOTHER ONE.
Me: There is NOTHING wrong with a kitty bandwagon!
Mello: No, but there is something wrong with people who CREATED the kitty bandwagon.
Me: DID YOU JUST INSULT JUSTIN BEIBER?
Matt: What did he have to do with Kitties?
Me: oh, nothing. BY THE WAY, since the DN anime ends in 2012, did you guys have Justin Beiber?
Matt: Yes. Why do you think I got killed? Justin Beiber was playing on the radio, so I got out, got shot, THEN DIED TILL I WAS DEAD.
Me: FASCINATING.
Matsuda: BABY BABY BABY OHHHH~
Me: That sounds like sex. SEX WITH SALENA GOMEZ.
Matt: lol, famous people sex.
Me: ;3;
Mello: My thoughts exactly.
L: Famous people have time for sex?
Me: Evidently.
Near: Sex is a meaning-less pass time.
Mello: No, sex brought forth brats like yo- No wait, maybe he is right.
Matt: SEX IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER IT'S NEVER A QUESTION CAUSE THE ANSWER'S YES~
Me: Nickel back is so weird.
Matusda: BUT SEXY.
Me: Are you going to stop talking about sex?
Matt: It depends, have the kiddies out there had "The talk"?
Me: probably not.
Matt: ALRIGHT! This is for the kiddies... And the ladies~
Me: No wonder you have so many fangirls.
Mello: BUT YOU ARE ONE.
Me: Your point?
Matt: Night~
Me: Just get on with the talk. xD
Matt: Well kiddies, when a Zelda and a Link love each other veryyy much…
Me: Your giving a Legend of Zelda related answer?
Matt: OF FREAKING COURSE.
Me: Good call.
Matsuda: USE DINOSUARS. KIDS LOVE DINOSUARS.
Mello: Two dinosaurs F*** and then BAM babies~
Me: That... was… BEAUTIFUL .3.
Mello: Yes, I know.
Matt: I DIDN'T GET TO FINISH MINEEE.
Me: Ahh~ Go ahead.
Matt: Pfft, I can't remember :D
Matsuda: I DO THAT A LOT.
Me: I can see that.
Matsuda: See what?
Me: *facepalm* MATSUDA, YOUR GENIUS IS SHOWING.
Matsuda: :D Kittens~
Me: Nice going Matt. You rubbed of him.
Matt: BUT HE SAID KITTENS.
Mello: Exactly.
Matt: *Phone rings* Hello?
Akane: MATT WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU?
Matt: Whut?
Akane: I TOLD YOU I WAS NAKED!
Matt: …. *hangs up*
Me: ?
Matt: HOLD ME I'M SCARED. *Jumps into Mello's arms*
Mello: Dude, GTFO.
Matt: BUT SHE'S NAKEDD!
Me: Aww, you poor thing~
Matusda: Why is Matt afraid of naked women?
Me: Well dear Matsuda, it all started when..
Matt: NOOUU DON'T TELL THE STORY!
Me: .
Matt and Mello: O3O
Me: What? It happened!
Matsuda: WHY WASN'T I INVITED!
Me: To what?
Matsuda: CHEESE CAKE.
Me: Uh, right. WELL I believe I've wasted enough of your time~
Matsuda: Please join us next time on DEATH NOTE MADNESS!
Mello: Please don't.
Well, kids. It appears an important line has been cut out of my story, IT'S THE STORY OF WHEN MATT AND MELLO MADE OUT AND THEY DECIDED TO BE GAY.
END OF MY LINE.