Hi there people! This is my second fanfic, even though I never finished my first one. Anyways, I thought this would be a good story to write. Enjoy and plz review!

Disclaimer:I own Naruto! Sakura comes over and hits her on the head-Tell them the truth!-I mean I don't own Naruto. crawls into a corner crying

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Episode 1

Have you ever wondered about things you found were confusing? Well I'm here to answer those questions, starring your hostess, the one and only Me! I will ask questions for the Naruto characters and they might tell you the answer. Might being te key word.

Q: Alright, this first question is for Ino. Many of us were wondering, how you go to the restroom with all those bandages. Would you mind telling us?

Ino:...Who in their right minds would ask that question! Sakura:You know,I agree with her. Ino:Thanks Sakura! Sakura:Not you Ino-pig! I was also wondering about it. How do you go to the restroom? Ino:So it was you, Billboard-brow! Sakura:What did I do! Ino:You were the one who asked that question! You're going down! 'Ino starts to run and tackle Sakura down'

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppp. We interupt this program due to violence. This show will continue shortly.

Hostess:Okay, we're back. Since Ino went crazy,we'll just have to ask her again at the end of the show. Ino:Sakura!Come back here! 'Ino chases Sakura in the background' Hostess:erm...moving on.

Q: This question is for Sasuke and Shino. Why does everyone in your family where clothes with big collars?

Sasuke:...I not even gonna answer that question. Hostess:What? Are you too cool to answer a stupid question like that? 'Sasuke activates sharingan' Hostess:uh...whatever. Anyways, whats your answer Shino? Shino:The way we dress is none of your business. Hostess:'sighs' Boys these days. They must be going through puberty. 'Shino unleashes his destruction bugs. Sasuke powers up his chidori. Hostess screams' Someone, call the exterminators and the insane asylum!

Hostess:Now that that's over with, on to the next question.

Q:This next question is from someone backstage. It's for Itachi. That person asked:What the hell is your reason for destroying your clan? And don't give me that "I want to prove I'm stronger" or "to see if you can use that hatred toward me " crap.

Itachi:Sasuke, if you wanted to ask me that, then come out and say it to my face. 'Sasuke comes out' Hello foolish little brother. Sasuke:Don't call me that!Now tell me why you killed them! Itachi:Because I... Hostess:Sorry to interupt but, I have another question. Sasuke, didn't you say the next time you see your brother, you were gonna kill him? Sasuke:Yea. Why? Hostess:Well he's right in front of you and your're not doing anything. Sasuke:Good point. Itachi, you are dead! 'Sasuke starts attacking Itachi. Itachi dodges every attack.' Hostess:Since Itachi and Sasuke are gonna destroy the studio pretty soon, lets bring out everyone.

'Everyone comes out except the studio workers.' Hostess:Ino, we decided to ask you the question next week. Is that alright. Ino:I would feel better if you didn't ask that question ever again. Hostess:Too bad Ino. We're gonna ask anyways. Well, last question before we go. Do you guys know that this is a live show? Everyone:What! Sakura:You mean everyone saw us try to kill each other on t.v! 'nod nod' Alright everyone...ATTACK!

Hostess:This concludes todays episode. Please tune in next week for another episode of Answered Questions.

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Hello again! If your answers, well, haven't been aswered, please tell me and if you want, give me a question you want answered. And again, plz review!