I tiny poem I jotted down coz I was bored. Some fluff about a banana, nothing too sick or morbid. Hope it lightens your day.
Oh banana, you and me
Go back to 430 B.C.
Your gooey mass between my lips
Let Rose get fat on fish and chips!
Jack finds only ridicule
And lets loose not one glob of drool
Rose, my pal, holds only disdain
She seems to have more weight to gain.
Dear yellow fruit, how I love you
You one and only Doctor Who
I'll take you aboard the craft with me
I'll dress you up and serve you tea.
Let's boot Rose from the companion spot
Now she's gone, tis you I'll allot
Together forever, we'll roam the stars
You'll be the first banana to set eyes on Mars.
How tantalizing, your peel is afire
I am beset by a ferocious desire
One bite, no two, won't hurt I suppose
Man, I'm starting to miss that Rose.
Back to Earth, now on my own
I can never stand to be alone.
I'll snatch up my Rose, we'll go where we may
Don't forget to grab a banana on the way.