El Chapulín RWBY
(One-Shot Crossover)
This is a One-shot crossover to honor two great people that brought us joy, action, and good memories. This is dedicated to Chespirito, and Monty Oum, this will have parts in Spanish thank you. ! Siganme los Buenos!
The Mission had started unlike anything team RWBY could have anticipated. They had to go on another mission with Dr. Ooblek. After the breach as people called it everyone was on edge, so professor Ozpin decided to send team RWBY on another mission. This one was a simple look at a recently discovered temple at the outskirts of Vale. Sadly for the four huntresses, dealing with a hyperactive archeologist fanatic was one of many trials that would require courage, agility, and nobleness.
The temple was very big. The entrance had a shield that looked like a heart with the letters C and H on it. The entire building was colored with a bright red stone. The base was yellow colored. The inside was one of the most amazing parts. After the group passed the entrance there was a great hall with two rows of pillars with the same color pattern.
"Dr. Oobleck could you please stay still for a minute?" said Weiss with an irritated tone.
It had not been five minutes after they had landed when the veteran Huntsman started running around looking at the pillars, walls, and the strange figures that were drawn on the walls.
"Sorry Ms. Shnee, but I cannot. This ancient temple is just magnificent. Look at these illustrations, no doubt that they show the greatness of this now old civilization." Explained Dr. Oobleck.
The girls took a peek at the wall. All the walls had pictures of evil villains being defeated by what appeared to be a powerful knight with a yellow heart and feathers on his head, wielding a hammer of some sorts.
"Right." Said the four.
The group continued walking until they reached the end of the temple.
"Well I guess this is it. Great job everybody." Said Yang trying to sound optimistic.
All of a sudden Ruby saw a pedestal with an old stone lap with writing on it.
"Hey look! There is something there." "Well done Ms. Rose, it appears we still have some thing to do here."
This only made Ruby earn a few glares from the rest of her team. The group walked straight to the pedestal. The stone lap had writing with strange words on it. They recognized the letters but the words were completely alien to them.
"This seems to be some sort of incantation. The people that made this temple must have been able to summon a powerful being in order to protect them." Explained Dr. Oobleck
"Wow, that seems so awesome, imagine being able to call an actual hero with it!" Squealed Ruby putting her hands together while imagining what it would be like.
The doctor picked the stone lap and started mumbling to himself. The young huntresses looked over his shoulder to look at it. The lap said the next things:
Mas ágil que una tortuga,
Mas fuerte que un ratón,
Mas noble que una lechuga,
Su escudo es un corazón, es el Chapulín Colorado.
"Well I can tell some of what it says." Said Dr. Oobleck.
"I think I know what it says." Said Blake making everyone turn to face her.
"It says 'more agile than a turtle, more strong than a mouse, more noble than a lettus'" this made everyone raise an eyebrow. "His shield is a heart, he is the Chapulín Colorado?"
Everyone was silent for a moment until they heard a laugh coming from the entrance. It was a large group of White Fang soldiers. Their leader was laughing under his mask.
"Well that was funny. Who would have thought that old folks had a sense of humor?"
The group of Hunters brought out their weapons ready for a fight. But all movement was stopped when a huge earthquake struck. This made everyone drop their weapons and the lap. When the shaking seized the White Fang grabbed their weapons and began getting closer to the group.
"Any last words?" asked the leader.
After looking at the fallen lap Blake saw another writing that was almost unreadable.
"? Oh y ahora quien podrá defendernos?"
"! YO!"
They all turned to the origin of the bold claim and what they saw was not what they expected. Who was talking was a man with a red suit, yellow shorts, and boots. He had antennas on his head and a yellow heart on his chest with the same letters that were on the entrance of the temple. He had a small red hammer on his belt and stood tall and proud.
Instead of quaking in fear the terrorist group started to laugh their heads off. The group of hunters on the other hand was extremely confused.
"You have got to be kidding me." Said Yang with wide eyes.
"No contaban con mi astucia." Said the mysterious man.
As the man began to move he slipped and began to fall down onto the first few White Fang members knocking them out. Then he when to the offensive and punched two other members with his hammer making a bell sound. The terrorists and the hunters snapped out of their respective thoughts and the White Fang attacked the wannabe hero.
"Calma calma que no cunda el púnico. Recuerden que todos mis movimientos están fríamente calculados." said the man getting up and dusting himself.
"Hey tight man behind you!" yelled Ruby pointing at the White Fang attackers.
"Perdón pero, ?que dijiste?" responded the man scratching his head.
Suddenly his antennas began to move around.
"Alto mis antenitas de vinil estan detectando la presencia del enemigo." said the man tuning to see the remaining members of the White Fang running at him. "Se aprovechan de mi nobleza." said the man grabbing his hammer.
Team RWBY and Dr. Oobleck grabbed their weapons and rushed to fight the enemy. When they were about to fight the strange man slipped once more and began sliding straight at the bad guys hitting them with the hammer making more of those bell sounds. After that he used one of the columns to turn and accidentally crashed on the wall. This left a very similar marking like the one on the wall.
"Excuse me sir, who are you?" asked Ruby
"? Claro perdón pero que dijo? Huy está es la primera vez que me llaman al extranjero. Yo soy el Chapulín Colorado, siganme los buenos."responded the now named Chapulín Colorado
"Hey bug man speak English." yelled Yang
"Mamacita. Oh claro," he pulled out a Spanish to English dictionary "Hello my nombre is El Chapulín Colorado, siganme los buenos." he turned to get the remaining bad guys only to be stopped by Yang pulling him from his hood.
"Hey buddy listen you just took out almost all the White Fang members with your slip ups so either you are really good or you are one lucky guy." said Yang.
"Por supuesto que no mis movimientos están siempre fríamente calculados."
With questioning faces the huntress group looked at the weird man that was more likely to be a comedian than a superhero. He then told them something about his antennas and enemies close by. And then saw the leader of the group wielding a Chainsaw shotgun pointed at them.
"Prepare yourselves humans to be history specially you bug man." said the leader
"Esto lo resuelvo yo con mi Chicharra paralizante." said el Chapulín Colorado pulling a weird looking gun and pointing it at the leader.
He pulled the trigger as the leader charged against the group and was then paralyzed. Team RWBY was confused when the mysterious hero walked up to the leader and took his weapon and placed a banana just where he was about to step. Afterwards he used his hammer to smash the weapon and then used his gun to un paralyze the man. When he did the leader slipped on the banana and slipped straight at the wall where he crashed. As the bad guy was about to get up el Chapulín Colorado used his hammer to knock him out.
"No contaban con mi astucia ni con el poder de mi Chipote Chillón." exclaimed the hero raising his hammer.
This only left the hunters with more questions. Dr. Oobleck was cleaning his glasses to make sure that what he saw was real. Yang was left with her mouth open and her arms dropped. Blake was confused and was blinking non stop. Weiss was left with wide eyes about to lose it. Ruby meanwhile was left in awe since she had just seen what appeared to be real life superhero in action.