Freak
by Kittie

"Yer a freak, Fraser."

"Well, actually, Ray, it would seem to me that in order for you to possess the expertise that would be necessary to label a person--"

"Fraser."

"--as you put it, a 'freak,' you yourself would most likely need to possess certain characteristics--"

"Fraser."

"--which may lend themselves to--"

"Frah-zoor!"

"Yes, Ray?"

"Repeat after me. 'Takes one to know one.'"

"I was merely pointing out that--"

"Takes one to know one."

"Well, I wouldn't necessarily say--"

"Yes, you would."

"If you would let me--"

"Fraser."

"Takes one to know one."

"Thank you."

"You're welcome, Ray."

(muttered.) "Freak."

End