Nothing graphic here ! I swear.

I own nothing except my awesome technique. lol :)

Alfred is me and Arthur is Mellow ~ (yeah, I got a RP USxUK fetish too)

If you want to follow each steps with images, here's the link ! http : / / lexee90. deviantart . com / # / d35 zcln

With no spaces of course *lol*

How to rape someone successfully.

The rape and learn technique, by Alfred F. Jones.

Step 1. Scare your victim a bit because it sets the mood.

''Are ya scared Britain?''

''Eh, well, you surprised me a bit so…''

''It'll be fine''

Step 2. Make your victim panic (but just a little) by using a whip, a gun, (yeah or a pipe, thanks Russia) or by saying a very sexy and hot statement.

''Arthur…''

''Y-yeah…?''

''I'll hurt ya but you'll beg for more.''

''GET AWAY YOU GIT!''

Step 3. Touch the victim. Slowly and tenderly. Ah, and smirk too. Smirks are sexy.

''W-would you stop taking off my shirt Alfred…''

''Dude, I'm doing an example right now.''

''Y-You won't really... do it?''

''I totally am, it's the rape and learn technique. Y'know, like the watch and learn thing.''

Step 4. Tease the victim because it's fun.

''A-Alfred stop… I do not want you to take my trousers off thank you… AHH ! D-don't bite my collar bone neither you stupid amer- A-Ahh…''

''You sure you want me to stop…'' (Alfred's note: say that in the victim's ear. It's sexy.)

''W-Well...''

''Did ya just shiver Artiiie? What a lovely victim you are…''

Step 5. Tease a lil' more 'cause it IS really fun.

''Give me back my tro- ALFRED! Don't do th-''

(Alfred's note: And then you say ''ya still want me to stop ?'' but only if the victim said ''stop'' at the previous step. Repeat # 4 and 5 'til the victim is begging for more.

''You taste good, love''

''D-don't stop Alfred... don't you dare to stop…''

Step 6. Fuck the victim senseless 'cause, well, it's a rape after all… right?

''See Arthur? No big deal.''

''Yeah, yeah. Whatever.''

''Hey dude ! Where are you going? I'm not finished. I got the step 6 to do. Come back here!''

''W-what?''

THE END.

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