AN: Hiyas! Here's another funny Slayers ficcie for you! ^_^ Enjoy!
Phibby: Ohayo, minna! Welcome once again! I am your host this evening, Hellmaster Phibrizzo!
Audience: *applause*
Phibby: This is Shira's all-new game show, I Dare You!
Audience: YAY! *applause*
Phibby: On this show, we will be inviting Slayers characters to do crazy things! Who should we dare to go first? Your choices are: A) Lina Inverse B) Gourry Gabriev C) Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun or D) Zelgadis Greywords! Please enter your choice on the keypad strapped to your chair!
Audience: *mumbles and rummages for keypads*
(silence)
Phibby: Ya done yet?
Audience: One second...
(silence)
Phibby: Done yet?
Audience: ... *buttons beep* ... DONE!
Phibby: *smile* Okay! Let's look to the screen for the results!
Screen:
A- *******
B- ***
C- *****
D- *****************
Phibby: The results have come in! Zelgadis Greywords, I dare you to come on down!!!!!!!!!!
Zelgadis: *walks onto the stage* *sits down*
Phibby: Welcome to our new game show, Zelgadis!
Zelgadis: *grumble*
Phibby: Are you ready to play?
Zelgadis: *grumble*
Phibby: Are you going to play?
Zelgadis: *grumble*
Phibby: *sweatdrop* While we try to convince our contestant that he wants to play, let's have a commercial! Gaav!
Gaav: *grumble* Hai, hai... *pushes button*