A/N: Alright I am back with pierced lips! Woo! And I didn't cry. Go me. So now tomorrow is my birthday so why don't you go ahead and say "Happy Birthday!" Thank you. Also, this is a collection of random stories, all humor and mostly The Outsiders and bashing Twilight. So Twilight fans, get the hell out of here!

This one is the Outsiders, though.

Warnings:
1. Complete stupidity.
2. Pony is probably high.
3. Abrasive language.
4. Abuse of Cartoons.
5. Perversion. MWAHAHA I'M EVIL.

It was Darry's 23rd birthday. Soda and Pony had spent the entire day running around the house getting ready for the surprise party they had planned. As soon as Darry left for work, they started up.

FLASHBACK

"Haha, I'm beating you Soda!" Ponyboy yelled as he ran though the house. Soda was behind him, wheezing away.

"Of course I am….you idiot….I'm not….a track runner….like you" Soda managed to pant. He decided that he had run enough for one day and began walking. Eventually Pony slowed too.

They finished the decorations and went to work on the cake. It would ne vanilla with vanilla icing. Darry had decided to make a change in the usual chocolate on chocolate. The two nearly burned the house down by the end of the day. The cake ended up being a sickly green color, instead of the white that they had planned on. All thanks to Soda, of course.

"Soda! The goddamn cake is GREEN." Pony complained. It would be a cold day in hell when Pony cursed in front of Darry, but with Soda, it was fine.

"All in a day's work little bro." Soda replied as they walked to the living room to relax and watch TV.

END FLASHBACK

Now Darry was sitting in the kitchen eating his cake. Soda had gone out about an hour ago, so it was just him and Pony. A very dangerous thing.

"So. Darry. You're getting old." Pony said nonchalantly as he walked into the room.

"Am not"

"Yeah you are, and uh, pretty soon, you'll need Viagra." With this, Pony burst into a fit of laughter.

Darry stood up from his chair, angrily knocking it over. He was not getting old! Hell, no!

"So Darry, you want me to order off those commercials for you," Pony asked, "And don't forget; an erection lasting for more than 4 hours means that you need to go to the hospital." Pony laughed again as Darry chased him into the living room.

"Ehh, what's up doc?" Looney Tunes was turned on and Bugs Bunny gave his famous line. That just made Pony laugh even harder.

"Well, I don't know what is, but I know what ain't!" Pony yelled. Darry just turned redder and "playfully" (as he put it when testifying to Soda why their brother was passed out on the floor) choked Pony.

A/N: Well what do you think? The next one is gonna be Twilight, involving a meat grinder, "sausage" and Edward Cullen's dick…I'm never gonna want sausage again, and neither are you. Anyway: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR DEI, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! *CHA CHA CHA*

Oh, and (since I probably won't be on ) Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, etc, etc.