Kinky- Hello everyone and welcome to Kingdom Stoners. This is a parody which Contains plenty of character bashing . So if you don't want to read DON'T READ.
Anyways.. Today's chapter contains Sora, Riku, and Kairi.

Sora- Kinky does not own Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, Or Disney.

Kinky- Thank you Sora. Anyways..

Chapter 1- The introduction

"I've been having these weird thoughts lately.." Sora thought out loud. "About me Riku in a bed.. Without Kairi.. Alone.. And it's 'unprotected.' Is that normal?"

"Well.. No it's not." Kairi said. "It's always been me in there too hasn't it? And it's always been protected.."

"Shut up. Your not even supposed to be in this fic yet." Sora replied,

Kairi stuck her tongue out at Sora.

Then Sora was thrown underwater only to resurface to find Riku holding his hand out to him.

"I'm Sorry Riku... I just don't feel that way about you."

"Look into the darkness.. You will see you have lots of feelings for me."

Sora looked into the darkness.. There were lots of cookies there. Until he found an image of him and Riku, in a bed, without Kairi. And they were eating cookies.

"Riku! All there is is a bunch of cookies!"

"Oh my bad.. I guess I'm screwed then.. You know what? Just take my f-ING hand."

"Ok ok." Sora took his hand.. Or at least attempted to. But the water just washed him away.. Somewhere.. Far away.. To the other side of the island, to where Kairi was.

"Did you figure out why I wasn't in your fantasy?" Kairi asked.

"Umm.. Maybe because your ugly until the Second Game?"

"I'm not ugly I'm cute!" Kairi then saw a flying Sora. "Omg. It's a bird, no it's a plane, no it's Super Man!"

"Umm.. Kairi.. Super Man wears his underwear on the outside.. That more looks like some guy that uses two bottles of hair gel everyday... Wait.. I use two bottles of hair gel everyday." He gasped. I think it's.. Me!

"Well yeah I knew that. I was just seeing how long it would take you to figure it out"
Kairi smirked.

"Gee thanks.."

Then Sora lost his balance and fell backwards into the water. He went to the bottom of the ocean where birds fell around him. "Okay? How can birds be under-
water?" he thought.

But then he realized he was standing on Snow White's face.

"Well.. That's new.."

Kinky- Please review

Sora- You made me be gay with Riku! And cookies!

Riku- Yeah what's up with that.. I mean Sora I can understand.. But I hate cookies.

Kinky- You went to the darkness. It means you have to like cookies.

Sora- You gave away the secret to my hair TTTT

Kinky- Awe... It doesn't take the brightest genius to know that it would take at least two bottles of hair gel for your hair. Well, please review.

Loz- You meanie.