Crowns and Princes and Things
[This is a very different kind of story. It is AU people! One thing to mention is that, no, the whole story will not be in rhyming format. Just the first chapter. Also worth mentioning is that Jimmy is not in this fic. I do not own the OC, and please review!
Listen close and listen hard, though be warned, these tales are not for the faint of heart. I speak of a land, far far away, where for botox many Newpsies gather to pay. There is a Queen of all the land, and, a King named Sanford who has her hand. Julie Cooper is the resident witch, and Luke Ward often says 'Welcome to the OC, bitch!' There are two princes, heirs to the throne, each ones pluses are to each his own. Noble Ryan, of the piercing blue eyes and fair blond hair, and Honorable Seth, whose charms bewitch many beyond repair. Though many ladies swoon over the men, there are two ladies who stick out in the crowd time and time again. Marissa Cooper, the ethereal beauty, is bound to her witchy mother for eternal duty. Everyday since Marissa was five, to her, Prince Ryan is the only man alive. Summer Roberts, of equal looks, is forced to everyday compile her father's surgical books. Neil, her dad, is the Kingdom's physician, putting Summer far out of marrying position, let alone to Prince Seth.
At the age of 18, the day is near, when the day for marrying shall be here for Princes Seth and Ryan. King Sandy grows pensive, and Queen Kirsten, apprehensive, as none of the ladies can pass the tests, which are intensive. Lady Holly, though extremely pretty, is by no means witty. For Seth this will not do. Prince Ryan looks for a lady of her own right, who will put up with his frequent urge to fist fight. He hasn't found one yet.
Summer and Marissa grow forlorn as the days go by, without even being able to choke out a 'hi,' to the Princes as they miserably pass them by. If only they could be formally introduced, after the formalities had been induced, they could surely win them over. Soon comes the fall, and with it, the solution of a grand ball. In a month and a day, Newport's finest will be gathered (inclusive of anyone who can pay). Sometime before then, will the California weather, torrid as fire, light a flame between Seth and Summer, one of desire? Will Ryan and Marissa fall in love, will the core four be united by some force working above? Not likely in Newport, but who's to deny, that this happily ever after just might happen tonight.