SASUKE-KUN
(Eeeeeeeeeeee…!)
Done by: Ino and Sakura
(Not fair, Ino-pig, why's your name first?)
Sakura's speech is in Bold.
Ino's speech is Underlined.
Sasuke's speech is in Italics.
Got it? Okay, let's go!
Sasuke-kun, he's so cute and cool,
Shove off Ino-pig. He's making all girls drool!
Forehead-girl, its my turn now.
Irristable, he was born that way…
You've had your turn, Ino-pig,
Now stand aside and don't be a cow!
I can't he's mine!
Mine!
Mine!
Mine!
Mine!
Mine!
(Sasuke: Urrgh…Unhand me at once! I'm the famed Uchiha!)
Ohh…. Sasuke-kun, we're like so sorry!
Oh, and remember, my name's not Polly!
I couldn't care less,
Now let me go, give me a rest.
I can't, my boy, I'll hang on to you.
What? Ino-pig, don't make me puke!
And Sasuke, having enough,
Did a jutsu, which was just not tough.
KATON: GOKAKYUU NO JUTSU!
Sa-Sasuke-kun is so hot!
Damn. Go die already.
Author's Note : Sakura and Ino basically SUCK. No offense to sakura and Ino lovers out there. We're just doing this to embarass them.
Disclaimer: I? Own Naruto? Yeah right.