Disclaimer: I totally don't own Marik or Bakura...Sadly...
A/N: OK! Here it is! My random 2 am story that I've been writing for a while now. I never really wanted to post this, but Skye was practically BEGGING me to, so here. HAPPY, SKYE? *laughs* Anyway, I really don't expect anyone to actually read this besides well...me and my buddys, but hey if you like it PLEASE leave a review. I love reading them and I might respond. Oh and this story should in NO WAY be taken seriously. I do write real stories that I am super proud of, but this is just for fun. Oh and I am going to finish this story, no matter what. I love it, cuz its random and weird and it includes me and My friends (Plus my favorite characters :D) I also apologize for butchering LK's creations. They will probably go OOC sometimes.
Oh and this is NOT Slash! Nor does it involve ANY kind of Romance at all. Though they are based off LK's Characters so it has some of the gay humor he uses...
Anyway ENOUGH rambling, Please Enjoy and Review if you like it.
"Kyra." I said staring my best friend down. She had been drawing in her note book for a while now. Normally I wouldn't mind considering I usually do the same, but today I was bored. "Kyra." I waited for a reply. "Kyra?" I asked again. I smirked knowing how to get her attention. "Kitty kitty neko ~nya!" Kyra looked up at me, annoyed. I smiled. I knew that was the only thing that annoyed her.
"What Kails?" She asked.
"I'm bored. What are you drawing?" I asked while moving over to look at the note book.
"At the moment, Bakura and Marik. No yaoi or anything though." She told me showing me what she's drawn so far. "And if you're bored why don't you talk to them." She said pointing to two of our friends, Skye and Tia.
"But your funnerist then them!" Kyra laughed at my made up word. "Plus I'm pretty sure Tia's trying to summon Slenderman(1) again." I shuddered at the thought. Tia was currently drawing something on the ground and chanting something. Skye was staring at her with the most terrified look in her eyes.
"He's not real you know." Kyra told me.
"That's what he wants you to believe." Skye and I yelled at the same time, while I made a fake serious face. Kyra laughed.
I leaned back against the brick wall Kyra was sitting by. Suddenly an idea came into my head. "Hey Ky. I came up with an idea to not be bored."
"Hmm?" She hummed ignoring me mostly. I grinned widely and snatched the notebook from her hands.
"This!" I said jumping up and running.
"HEY!" She yelled chasing after me. I ran toward our friends who were watching this amused. "Give it back!"
"Make me!" I looked back at her, causing me to trip over a rock. I skidded to a stop, face planting into Skye. She looked at me bewildered. "Hi." I said sheepishly.
"Damn it Kaili!" Tia called. I looked up to see Kyra's notebook, covered in something, inside of Tia's curse circle. "Now my summoning is a failure!" She yelled. I jumped up.
"Yay! No eating me today Slenderman!" I yelled.
"Maybe he won't but I will!" She growled running after me.
"Ahh get away Slender worshipper!" I started to turn around when Kyra's voice stopped me.
"Guys. Something's happening to my note book." She said. Tia stopped and turned around. I walked towards Kyra, noticing that the note book had a light coming out of it.
"Uh..Tia?"
"Don't ask me. I was just trying to summon Slenderman." She shrugged. Suddenly there was a large bang and puff of smoke. I coughed once and tried to see through the smoke.
"Is that…?"
"No way…" Kyra gasped.
"What the bloody hell was that?" A deep voice said. He had a British accent.
"How the frig should I know, Fluffy?" A different voice said. This one sounded completely different, nasally and higher.
"Marik and Bakura?" I gasped. "No friggin' way!"
"They're really here right? I haven't gone any more crazy right?" I asked Skye. She shrugged.
"It's either them or really great cosplayers." She suggested.
"And those don't exist so its them." I said, still in disbelief.
Marik had been staring at us during our conversation. Bakura was more or less looking at Marik. I laughed slightly which made Bakura look up at me. He gave me a glare.
"Don't stare. Bloody fangirls."
"I could say the same to you." I smirked. Bakura growled.
"Oh god they're the abridged versions aren't they!" Skye suddenly yelled.
"Bakura, what the frig is going on? Who are these people?" Marik asked Bakura. Bakura groaned annoyed.
"How the bloody hell would I know?" Bakura growled, crossing his arms now.
"Because your British." Marik said, poking Bakura's ribs with his millennium rod.
"British people, do tend to be smarter…" Skye muttered.
"More so then Egyptians…" I heard myself say.
"What the frig did you say?" Marik yelled, turning to me. His face was furious, while Bakura smirked widely, obviously complimenting my insult. "I happen to be the most smartest and the most sexy in all of Egypt."
"Must be an idiotic country…" Kyra said.
"You stay out of this!" Marik said to Kyra, and then turned to Bakura. "Aren't you going to defend me, 'Kura?"
"No, I think you're handling this quite well." Bakura smirked. Marik flipped him off, and then crossed his arms. Bakura laughed.
"Hey Marik?" I asked suddenly. He turned, quickly.
"Yes, random fan girl?" He said. I laughed awkwardly.
"Ok first I am NOT a fan girl…"
"Tell that to half the pictures on your phone." Skye said smugly.
"And the most of the drawings in your closet." Kyra added. I blushed furiously while shaking my head.
"Anyway! Do you guys realize where you are?" I asked him. Marik pondered for a second.
"The shadow realm?" He exclaimed. "A place with a bunch of fan girls is definitely what I thought the shadow realm was."
"No, no. There aren't nearly enough of them for this to be the shadow realm." Bakura told him. Then he turned his attention to me. "Where in the real world, hmm?" Marik looked at him confused.
"Yeah, I suppose this is what you call it." I told him.
"Real world?" Marik asked.
"Instead of your anime world, you're in the world which basically created your world." Skye explained. Marik barely blinked.
"Oh. That's actually pretty cool." Marik said. I gasped, surprised he was so calm.
"So do any of you fangirls know how we got here?" Bakura growled. "Or rather whose fault it was. I haven't sent anyone to the shadow realm in a while and I need practice." All fingers pointed at me.
"Hey I just tripped! Its Tia's creepy summoning circle that brought them here. So its Tia's-" I stopped short when I noticed Tia had disappeared. "Where'd she go?"
"She ditched once she found out they were anime characters." Kyra said. I nodded knowingly. Then I turned back to the characters. Bakura scowled, while Marik smiled slightly, amused by us.
"Well until we can figure out how to send you guys back, you might as well stay with one of us." I gestured to Kyra, Skye and myself.
"No way are they staying with me!" Skye yelled.
"Got something against us, witch?" Bakura yelled back. Skye was taken aback.
"How'd you know-"
"I'm a freaking ancient Egyptian spirit, who lived when Duel Monsters was a real thing and not just a card game. I think I can tell the differences between witches and other people." Bakura smirked, knowing he won. Skye pointed to Bakura and looked at me.
"That's why they aren't staying with me." She said. I shrugged and turned to Kyra.
"Well?" I asked. Kyra shook her head.
"No way. They can't. My parents won't allow it." I groaned.
"I guess that leaves me." I looked back and forth at my new guests. "My parents will be ok with you staying…As long as my dad doesn't know your boys."
"I am not going to pretend to be a smelly girl!" Marik yelled. Bakura laughed.
"You already look like one."
"I look nothing like a girl! I am the maniest man in the universe…no BOTH universes." All of us but Marik laughed at this. "What?"
"Marik. You are the girly-est guy I have ever seen." I said.
"And we've watched a lot of anime." Kyra added.
"A lot." Skye said.
"Marik, you wear eyeliner-" Bakura started.
"Its Kohl! People wear it in Egypt all the time."
"We're in America." Kyra said. I laughed.
"Haha…In America." I repeated. Bakura groaned.
"Anyway, you wear Kohl, a purple half-shirt,"
"This is not purple!" Marik said, gesturing to his shirt.
"What is it then?"
"Its…" Marik thought for a moment. "Lavender. It's a lavender half-shirt."
"That's so much more manly." Skye said rolling her eyes.
"It is!" Marik yelled, a faint hint of red on his cheeks, though if it was from yelling or embarrassment I wasn't sure. "Right, Bakura?" He turned to the spirit, his eyes wide and begging. Then I saw something I never thought I would see, Bakura smiled. It was a small smile and was quickly replaced with a smirk, but it was there.
"Yes Marik. You are indeed very manly. Purple shirt and all." Bakura said, adding a bit too much sarcasm. Marik smiled brightly. It was obvious Bakura liked the teen more then he led on. But then again they were the creations of Little Kuriboh, so who wouldn't expect that. I cleared my throat, gaining the boy's attention.
"So anyway, think you could, I don't know, throw on a full length shirt," I said to Marik, who scowled at the thought. "And put your hair up in pony or something?" I said to Bakura. His glare told me I was next on his list to the shadow realm. I shuddered then stood firm. "Look do you want to go back to the magical world of Duel Monsters and Millennium items or not?"
"Of course! We still haven't defeated the Pharaoh yet!" Marik said. Kyra laughed.
"He doesn't know does he?" She asked me. I shook my head.
"LK hasn't gotten through season 3 yet. They both have no idea." I laughed. Marik gave me a confused look.
"What are you talking about?" He questioned. He stepped closer to me and raised his rod (A/N: THE MILLENNIUM ONE, YOU PERVERTS! *laughs*) in my direction. "Tell me or I will make you my mind slave!"
"Sorry, no spoilers!" I told him. Then I thought for a moment. "Unless you want some from a fanfiction because in those you and Bakura usually end up-" I was cut short.
"So how exactly should we dress to convince your parents we're girls?" Bakura interjected, which made me smirk.
"Kyra, give me your ponytail band." I said, raising my hand to receive the band. Kyra groaned. I wiggled my fingers eagerly until she finally undid her pony and gave me the band. I grabbed my book bag and pulled out a hair brush and an extra shirt. Everyone gave me a strange look.
"What? It's a story. Everything ends up conveniently located." Everyone nodded in agreement. I walked over to Marik and gave him the shirt. "This should fit you. Plus it's purple so you won't lose your…style." Marik looked at it and scrunched his nose in disgust. "Just put it on." I encouraged. Marik sighed and gave me the shirt to hold while he took off his shirt. He handed me his shirt and I gave him the new one. He put it on then attempted to look at himself. Finally he looked up and smiled at me.
"I look totally hot! If I was a girl I would totally be the hottest in both universes." He said spinning around like the new found girl he was. I laughed. He turned to Bakura. "What do you think, Fluffy?" Bakura smirked.
"And I didn't think anything could make you look more like a girl. But…" He looked at me. "I don't think we've actually introduced our selves. Yami Bakura." He bowed sarcastically.
"Kaili. You can call me Kails." I said. "All my friends do." Bakura snorted, kind of.
"I'm sorry. I don't believe I have friends." I gestured to Marik. Bakura laughed. "He is my partner."
"In crime!" Marik added
"Yes…in crime." Bakura muttered. Just then Skye burst out laughing.
"OK…Ok… I can't do it anymore! They are just too gay for each other…" She burst out laughing again. "I ca…I can't stand it. They just are…to much!" She laughed even harder now.
"I am not GAY!" Marik yelled. "I am 100% hetero!" He said triumphantly, than gestured to Bakura. "I can't say as much for him." Bakura shrugged.
"I said I was gay in episode 33 of abridged." He admitted.
"Hold on!" I suddenly yelled. Everyone looked at me. "This story is like just a bunch of random topics, a bunch of jokes, and a close to nonexistent plot."
"That describes most fanfictions." Kyra pointed out.
"And anime's if you think about it…" Skye added.
"Ok so we're cool with it just being a random story." Everyone nodded. I clapped my hands together. "OK lets stop breaking the forth wall." I turned to Bakura. "Time to feminize you!" I shouted. Marik cheered with me and Bakura groaned.
"And I thought I only had to deal with one of him…" He muttered, I glared at him and started attacking his hair with the brush. He yelped in pain, another thing I never thought I'd see (or rather hear).
"Do you EVER brush your hair?" I asked while attempting to calm the major spikes. Marik had found a place next to Kyra and Skye. Kyra was looking at Marik discretely, obviously trying to think of something to say to him, while Skye was more or less trying to contain herself from laughing.
"Well being an evil villain takes up large amounts of my time. I barely care about appearances." He said. "Unlike my colleague over there." He pointed toward Marik, who had, at some point, stolen Skye's phone, and was fixing his hair with the reflection. I laughed.
"I see your point." I said, now satisfied with the spikeyness of his hair I attempted to put it in a pony, a difficult feat.
"You know, most people would be afraid to touch me, let alone attempt to do my hair." He noted. I laughed a little.
"Well, I've seen enough episodes to know you're not a total douche as you lead on. Besides," I smiled at him. "You're my favorite character." He smirked.
"Should I feel honored? You seem like every other fangirl."
"Hey! I take offense to that! I am not like every other fangirl. Because I'm not a fangirl." Bakura gave a curious look. "I have absolutely no romantic interest in you. Sure you're…oh I don't know…cute." Bakura growled. "Hey I could have called you adorable," He glared at me. "But that title is taken by your host, who, by the way, you look a lot like now." I stepped back and admired my work. He almost looked like a girl, if his face wasn't scowling quite as much. "You don't have to now, but when I introduce you to my parents don't scowl. You don't have to smile or anything, but don't scowl."
"Whatever." He growled. He started walking away, when I stopped him.
"Also," I pointed to the necklace. "Put that under your shirt. My parents know of the items and it'll be a dead giveaway if its all out in the open." He did as he was told.
"There, satisfied?" He half yelled. I smiled, ignoring his glaring eyes.
"Perfect." I turned around. "Ok guys lets go."
"Actually I have to go." Kyra said. Skye nodded.
"So do I." I groaned.
"But guuuuyyyyss…." I complained.
"See ya tomorrow Kaili." Skye said, turning to leave. Kyra gave me an apologetic look.
"Sorry Kails." She said before leaving as well. I turned to my new house mates. Marik was currently pulling Bakura's ponytail while Bakura scowled, every once and a while telling him to stop.
"Ok, guys. Lets go." I said and walked past them. Marik caught up to me, while Bakura walked behind us a bit.
"So if I'm a girl that means I have to have a girl name, right?" Marik asked.
"I hadn't thought of that. Yeah I suppose you do."
"Can I be Janice then? Or, OH, how about Esmeralda?" I stuck my tongue out at him.
"Ew. Seriously Marik, those are the worst names ever." (A/N: Please Note I do not in anyway actually think these names are gross. So please do not take offense to that.) I thought for a moment. "How about you're Ishizu and Bakura, back there, is Florence." I heard Bakura growl.
"That's my real name." I looked back at him.
"And it's feminine as…" I thought for a moment then gestured to Marik. "Marik."
"Hey!" Marik yelled.
END OF CHAPTER ONE! HECK YEAH!
(1) Slender Man is a fictional Mytho creature guy. If you've watched TribeTwelve, Marble Hornets, EveryManHYBRID, or LK's Concrete Giraffes video you should know who he is.
Well? How'd you like it? Random huh? Sorry about that. Though I'm not going to change it. Once I realized I didn't have to be professional with this story my ADHD took over and led to this. I hope you like it. Even though its random and weird and doesn't make sense. But if you didn't that's ok. I made it for my and my friends enjoyment and we have fun laughing at it.
The next chapter will be up either sometime later tonight or tomorrow.
Lots of love! ~The Panda Kid