Things that Every FMA Fan Should Know
Don't call Edward short (even though he is XD)
Don't call Envy a palm tree
Don't make Edward drink milk
Don't make Winry mad (she's got a wrench)
Don't try to murder thousands of people to make a Philosopher's Stone (we all saw how well that worked)
Don't get between Alphonse and kittens
Don't make Riza mad (she's got a gun)
Don't run around screaming that Roy and Ed make a perfect couple ( they will kill you )
Don't run around screaming that Winry would be cute together with any other person than Edward (otherwise, you'll be murdered in your sleep by a certain pipsqueak…)
Riza getting a relationship eventually with a guy that isn't Roy is unacceptable
Don't steal Ed's pocket watch
Don't make fun of Al being an empty suit of armour ( he'll cry )
Don't steal Maes's picture of his daughter
Roy needs a wife
