Things that Every FMA Fan Should Know

Don't call Edward short (even though he is XD)

Don't call Envy a palm tree

Don't make Edward drink milk

Don't make Winry mad (she's got a wrench)

Don't try to murder thousands of people to make a Philosopher's Stone (we all saw how well that worked)

Don't get between Alphonse and kittens

Don't make Riza mad (she's got a gun)

Don't run around screaming that Roy and Ed make a perfect couple ( they will kill you )

Don't run around screaming that Winry would be cute together with any other person than Edward (otherwise, you'll be murdered in your sleep by a certain pipsqueak…)

Riza getting a relationship eventually with a guy that isn't Roy is unacceptable

Don't steal Ed's pocket watch

Don't make fun of Al being an empty suit of armour ( he'll cry )

Don't steal Maes's picture of his daughter

Roy needs a wife