Author's Note: The point of redoing the story 'FFX Obsessors' with FFVII
characters is just to show how similar the characters in both games are.
In both, for the female characters, there's a fully-clothed, goody-two- shoes (Yuna and Aeris), a busty sex bomb (Lulu and Tifa) and a leggy girl with spunk (Rikku and Yuffie.) Then for the male characters, there's a good- looking blondie with a murky past (Tidus and Cloud), a dude with a funny accent (Wakka and Barrett), a cool, mysterious guy in long robes (Auron and Vincent) and a talking animal (Kimarhi and Red XIII.)
Methinks Squaresoft is trying to repeat the success of FFVII by resurfacing these lovable characters - and it's worked - coz I'm hooked on FFX...
Anyhoo, now for the story...
FFVII Obsessors
(Open to Sora's bedroom. Sora is playing intently on his computer. Riku and Kairi enter.)
RIKU: What are you playing?
SORA: Final Fantasy VII. It's totally a copy of Final Fantasy X. And the graphics are ancient...as Ancient as Aeris (lame pun, I know)
RIKU: Umm, didn't Final Fantasy VII come out first?
SORA: (baffled) Oh yeah...
KAIRI: So Sora, does it have a good storyline?
SORA: Umm, well I haven't really been playing for the storyline. I'm playing for Yuffie.
RIKU: (bending down) Let me see...nah she's not hot...but wait, who's that barmaid?
SORA: Tifa.
RIKU: Damn, she's sexy. Look at those jugs.
SORA: But Yuffie has the legs...
KAIRI: Guys, don't just judge people by their looks...who's that pretty girl?
SORA: Yuffie?
RIKU: Tifa?
KAIRI: No, the other one.
SORA: Aeris...she looks fat in those clothes.
KAIRI: That's not nice! I reckon she looks quite beautiful...
SORA & RIKU: Whatever! (they continue to gaze at the screen)
KAIRI: (to herself): I guess being pretty isn't enough. I'm leggy but I just need that something else...
(Cut to Sora's bedroom the next day. Kairi walks in with an enhanced * ahem * chest area. Sora and Riku, not noticing, are staring interestedly at the computer screen.)
KAIRI: Hey guys.
RIKU: Hey. (he turns around) Woah, what happened to you Kairi?
KAIRI: You like the new me?
RIKU: Uh yeah, funny how your growth spurt happened in one day. (he turns back towards the computer screen) Yeah, Tifa baby, give it to me!
SORA: Go Yuffie! (Kairi is so mad at the lack of attention that she explodes with rage. Bits of her are flying everywhere, and one part of the carnage is flung onto the computer screen.)
SORA: Oh no, my dear Yuffie, I can't see you anymore! Oh yeah, oops, Kairi died.
RIKU: Oh well.
THE END
In both, for the female characters, there's a fully-clothed, goody-two- shoes (Yuna and Aeris), a busty sex bomb (Lulu and Tifa) and a leggy girl with spunk (Rikku and Yuffie.) Then for the male characters, there's a good- looking blondie with a murky past (Tidus and Cloud), a dude with a funny accent (Wakka and Barrett), a cool, mysterious guy in long robes (Auron and Vincent) and a talking animal (Kimarhi and Red XIII.)
Methinks Squaresoft is trying to repeat the success of FFVII by resurfacing these lovable characters - and it's worked - coz I'm hooked on FFX...
Anyhoo, now for the story...
FFVII Obsessors
(Open to Sora's bedroom. Sora is playing intently on his computer. Riku and Kairi enter.)
RIKU: What are you playing?
SORA: Final Fantasy VII. It's totally a copy of Final Fantasy X. And the graphics are ancient...as Ancient as Aeris (lame pun, I know)
RIKU: Umm, didn't Final Fantasy VII come out first?
SORA: (baffled) Oh yeah...
KAIRI: So Sora, does it have a good storyline?
SORA: Umm, well I haven't really been playing for the storyline. I'm playing for Yuffie.
RIKU: (bending down) Let me see...nah she's not hot...but wait, who's that barmaid?
SORA: Tifa.
RIKU: Damn, she's sexy. Look at those jugs.
SORA: But Yuffie has the legs...
KAIRI: Guys, don't just judge people by their looks...who's that pretty girl?
SORA: Yuffie?
RIKU: Tifa?
KAIRI: No, the other one.
SORA: Aeris...she looks fat in those clothes.
KAIRI: That's not nice! I reckon she looks quite beautiful...
SORA & RIKU: Whatever! (they continue to gaze at the screen)
KAIRI: (to herself): I guess being pretty isn't enough. I'm leggy but I just need that something else...
(Cut to Sora's bedroom the next day. Kairi walks in with an enhanced * ahem * chest area. Sora and Riku, not noticing, are staring interestedly at the computer screen.)
KAIRI: Hey guys.
RIKU: Hey. (he turns around) Woah, what happened to you Kairi?
KAIRI: You like the new me?
RIKU: Uh yeah, funny how your growth spurt happened in one day. (he turns back towards the computer screen) Yeah, Tifa baby, give it to me!
SORA: Go Yuffie! (Kairi is so mad at the lack of attention that she explodes with rage. Bits of her are flying everywhere, and one part of the carnage is flung onto the computer screen.)
SORA: Oh no, my dear Yuffie, I can't see you anymore! Oh yeah, oops, Kairi died.
RIKU: Oh well.
THE END
