A/N: So since I always write 3/4 fics, I decided to write 2.5 fic for a change, this is for Yougotburned Contest, Hope you like it!
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Abby was sitting in the tree house watching TV everyone was at their rooms doing stuff but she just went to the rec. top watch TV until a certain chubby Boy came and sat on the couch beside her.
"Hey Abby?" Hoagie started.
"Ya?" Abby replied looking at him.
"Why do you guys always say that my jokes are lame?"
"Because they are, Really Hoagie your jokes are very stupid" Abby told him with 'Face the reality tone'
"No they aren't I'm surprised that they don't make you laugh, They are really funny you know"
"Hoagie you were NEVER able to make Abby laugh with your jokes"
"You know I never understand you guys, My jokes are really funny, You guys just don't understand it...Woaah." He said standing up proudly and with his Nose high then he tripped over one of the books on the floor, Abby bursted out in laughter when she saw him.
"You know THIS is not funny" He told her pretty much upset.
"Abby's sorry baby but you had to see your face" Abby said between laughter.
"Well but I at least made you laugh" Hoagie said with a small smile as he was getting up.
"Ya, Can you do it again?" Abby asked him after she was done laughing.
"No such a luck"
"See that's what Abby thought, You know you really CAN be funny Hoagie but just forget about those jokes"
"I'll see about that, Now in the main time I failed making you laugh maybe I'll succeed making you angry"
"Well you shouldn't do that cuz you'll regret it" Abby warned.
"Hmm, Let me see about that" Hoagie pretended to think the he snatched Abby's hat from her head and ran away around the room with it.
"Hey come back here with Abby's hat" Abby exclaimed running behind him.
"Make me!" He yelled back.
"Hoagie Abby's Gonna kill ya" Abby said angry.
"You can't kill me I'm your best friend!"
"Well too bad that Abby doesn't care!"
"Fine there's nothing better than a best friend who wants to kill you anyway" Hoagie started to run faster.
The both just kept running in the room then Hoagie stood on the table and put Abby's hat on his head "Hey this is Abby, I'm a calm, cool girl and I think that Hoagie P. Gilligan is SO hot and I would just love to go out with him" Hoagie said with a great impersonation of Abby, expect that Abby would never say That.
Abby grabbed one of the yipper cards that were thrown on the floor and she did the same "Hey look at me I'm Hoagie P. Gilligan, 'm a yipper card nerd, Who tells really bad jokes, and if I didn't give Abby her hat back, She'll kick me big fat butt all the way to the moon" Abby exclaimed the last sentence with her Own voice.
"I am afraid of nothing" Hoagie started to run again.
"Hoagie just come back here with Abby's hat"
"Over my dead body!" Hoagie exclaimed.
"Well that means that you'll do it soon, Cuz Abby's gonna kill ya' anyway" Abby exclaimed back.
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A/N: Oh well that's it! My first 2/5 one-shot , Ya I know that it's not good at all, But at least it's something, Oh well REVIEW!
