FMA Orders of the sentry:

1) Take charge of the district and all government property in view, unless it's mustangs.

2) Walk my post in a military manner untill a Hamunculis shows up.

3) Report all violations, unless they involve you.

4) Repeat ALL important calls unless they are from Lt. Col. Hughes about his cute daughter.

5) Quit my post only if my siblings at stake.

6) Act buisy so commanding officer thinks your working.

7) Interrogate those who look suspicious, this includes Higher-Ups.

8) Sound alarm in case of Hamunculis attack. (Or if Bored)

9) Follow instructions ONLY if they involve the philosiphers stone.

10) Salute with left hand, only if right is made of automail.

11) Be watchful at all times, you never know when Major Armstrong's shirt will rip.

FMA Jodie sing it like you were Edward!

Ed: Every where we go...

Al: people wanna know!

Ed: Who I am...

Al: So he tells them!

Ed: I ain't a shorty,

Al: a little tiny shorty!

Ed: I ain't a Midget,

Al: a Half Ass Midget!

Ed: I ain't a small fry,

Al: They don't even try!

Ed: I AM AN ALCHEMIST!

Al: A MIGHTY MIGHTY ALCHEMIST!

Ed: MUSTANG SUCKS!

Al: HORAHH!