Damn it sasori Danna! Yeah.
Sasori-Danna was laughing.
No, he was literally laughing
Deidara stood there Petrified as he watched sasori laugh his head out for no practical reason. At first deidara thought he was delusional. But after staying there for what seemed like fifteen minutes watching sasori, got him thinking otherwise.
And after realizing that this in fact was real, got deidara sweating like mad.
What. The. Hell?
What happened to his calm and composed Danna who found most anything and everything utterly boring. Seeing him leaning on the couch laughing like mad, made deidara look outside the window, expecting the sky to rain blood. Or the sun to rise from the west, because what was happening here was far beyond usual. Why? Why was he laughing like that? He didn't stop laughing. So deidara did the most logical thing that any 'deidara' would do. He took a ball of clay and threw it at his partner. With a dull smack it landed right on Sasori's face.
For a moment there deidara was filled with joy as the laughing fit stopped. Now sasori no Danna will turn to him and say 'brat, what did you do?!' some shit like that. But no such thing was heard as he watched his partner turn around and started the laughing all over again.
Panicking, deidara practically flew out of the room and ran down empty hallway of the Akatsuki hideout. Coming to a quick stop in front of a certain member's room. He started to bang on the door hard.
By all means, hidan was NOT a morning person. Whoever the fuck was banging on the door at god damn FIVE in the morning shall feel his wrath.
So he stumbled to the door and slet out a frustrated scream.
'What in the janshin's name do you think you're doing!?'
Hidan was met face to face with deidara who had a strange look on his face.
'Do you know witchcraft, yeah?'
'What the fuck are you on about Barbie?'
But instead of an explanation hidan found himself being dragged along the corridor and practically got thrown inside a room.
'What the heck is wrong with you, you stupid pansy!?You don't just-' hidan was cut short when deidara pointed towards the couch.
Hidan was immediately met with a laughing sasori.
'What the fuck is that whacko on about!?'
'Exactly, fix him yeah!'
'The heck! What am I? a therapist? The fuck did you call me for!?'
'Well I thought you knew about sorcery yeah. I think he's cursed.'
'I'm NOT a god forsaken gypsy! What the fuck gave you that idea?'
'Well you see, since you are religious and all…heh...' deidara said nervously looking everywhere but him.
'WHAT!?' hidan practically screeched.
'Leave janshin-sama out of it! It has nothing to do with my religion! - For heaven's sake why the fuck is he looking at me like that!?'
Sasori was still laughing. Except now it looks as though he is laughing at hidan.
'Who cares yeah! Just do something!'
Deidara was scared shitless. If his Danna dies laughing, he will be partnered with Tobi! Nooooooo! Anything but that!
Deidara was looking at hidan who was stroking an imaginary beard, deep in thought. Suddenly he saw a light bulb flicker on top of hidan's head as he walked towards sasori and did the most irrational thing possible. Hidan hit him on the head. Sasori fell to the floor un-conscious.
'There! That did it! Now I'm going back to bed. If you fucking bother me again, I shall remove your balls and throw them out of the window. BYE!' and with that said the door slammed shut. Signaling hidan's departure.
Deidara let out an audible sigh of relief, as he dumped sasori on the couch and made his way to the bed. The day had been awkward, weird and tiresome. Hopefully tomorrow things would be back to normal.
