Naruto Sleepover

Written by Ghostsammeo

I do not own Naruto

Boy's room

Kiba, Naruto, Neji, Shikamaru, Choji and Rock Lee stood in a room, Naruto wore his normal pyjamas, Kiba just had his jacket off, Shikamaru also and only taken his jacket off, Choji wore nice light blue PJs, Neji wore his full ninja gear minus the headband and Lee wore a green jumpsuit to which he promised the males was his night wear not his everyday clothes.

The room had one bed in the corner, a mirror was hung over the bed and near it was a wardrobe. There was a chair in the other corner of the room and the room was scattered with various sleeping bags.

"Well now were all here let the sleepover begin!" Kiba roared in excitement, Naruto however was displeased.

"What about Sasuke?" Naruto questioned, "And Shino and Gaara and Kankuro eh?"

"There on there way Naruto chill, now let's decide what to do first, ideas?" Kiba asked and looked to the other males.

"Hey why don't we do something involving the girls next door, there having a sleepover too aren't they," Was Choji's idea.

"YEAH I KNOW!" Naruto suddenly called out bring the attention onto him.

"How about Neji uses his Byakagan too…" Naruto leaned into Neji's ear, the other ninja mimicked Naruto so they could listen in. "Look at the girls…. Panties," Naruto whispered.

The different expressions where vast.

Naruto sniggered, Neji turned white, Shikamaru smiled at Naruto's immaturity, Choji's mouth dropped open, Lee scrunched his nose and Kiba laughed. "WOO, yeah let's see Hinata in her pants!" he roared.

Suddenly Neji drew a kunai knife and hurled it at the Inuzuka who dodged easily letting the Kunai fly into the wardrobe behind him.

"Hey watch it!" Kiba laughed.

"That's my cousin you're talking about you filthy dog, I don't want to have to describe what she's wearing to you perverts!" Neji snarled in disgust.

"Man this is wrong," Shikamaru shook his head in disbelief.

"Hey come on Neji we just wanna you to describe the girls in there…" Naruto leaned into Neji's ear, the other ninja mimicked so they could listen in, "….Panties,"

Naruto snickered, Neji turned white, Shikamaru smiled, Choji's mouth dropped open, Lee scrunched his nose and Kiba laughed, "DO IT DO IT!"

Neji pushed Kiba away forcing him to stop chanting, "Oh alright!" Neji sighed and activated his Byakagan.

"Go on, explain what you see!" Naruto urged the talented Hyuga.

"I see Ino and Sakura sitting on a bed, they're painting each others toenails…" Neji began.

"Tell us what they're wearing!" Kiba grinned.

"Sakura is wearing a night dress… Ino is wearing pyjamas," Neji said as he scanned the Female sleepover room.

"Oh… well what about the others?" Naruto asked with a snicker.

"Yes well the Sand ninja Temari… she is sitting in the corner swinging back on a small chair, she is wearing pyjamas too," Neji told the young males. "And Hinata and Tenten are….OH!"

Neji deactivated his Byakagan; he was bright red like a tomato.

"Hey spill the dirt, what did you see!" Kiba roared.

"Hinata… and Tenten… where changing into… their… pyjamas…." Neji winced as he said this.

"Ah yes, I forgot that you have affection for Tenten!" Rock Lee announced making Neji pin him up against the wall with an arm.

"SHUT UP LEE!" Neji roared, Shikamaru came and took Neji off him.

The ninja gathered around Neji again.

"What where they wearing then?" Kiba questioned resulting in another kunai related incident, this time Kiba just laughed.

"Why do you wanna know about Hinata so much anyway Kiba?" Shikamaru asked, Neji went to sit down in the corner of the room on a small wooden chair at the sound of his cousin, his face turned to the wall.

Kiba sat down on the bed to begin his explanation, Shikamaru, Choji and Rock Lee sat down on the bed next to him, Naruto sat on the floor.

"Well it started one day at the hot springs," Kiba began with a smirk.

"Why did I ask?" Shikamaru sighed with a smile on his face.

"Me and Shino where on one side of the wall, Kurenai sensei and Hinata where on the other," Kiba continued.

"Ooooh," Naruto snickered.

"As I let Akamaru into the water, Shino got all annoyed about sharing with a dog and threw him out. Akamaru was heading for the wall but I managed to get to him in time. While on the wall however I couldn't stop myself peeking over," Kiba told them, Neji allowed an eye to peek out and watch Kiba tell the story.

"In the steam there I saw a silhouette with perfect curves… amazed I looked on as the steam cleared there she was…" Kiba explained then whispered, "Kurenai sensei," He moved his hand in the air for dramatic effect.

"So… what about Hinata eh?" Naruto asked.

"Yeah hold on…. First of all I wanna tell you guys of how I saw my sensei's…..rack," Kiba laughed but then noticed the bemused look on the others faces.

"Like a test tube rack?" Shikamaru asked innocently.

"No…erm her…. Cleavage," Kiba laughed again and Shikamaru turned white, the others kept there confused facial expressions.

"Wha?" Was Choji's chosen response.

"Her boobs!" Kiba roared and laughed at everyone's response.

"Eww!" They echoed.

"Hold I haven't got onto Hinata yet!" Kiba laughed.

Suddenly from the corner of the room a kunai came flying directed at Kiba's head who narrowly ducked in time, the Kunai smashed the window behind.

Kiba stood up angrily and pointed a finger at Neji who was now standing up himself. "STOP THROWING KUNAI AT ME!"

"STOP BEING A PERVERT ON MY COUSIN!" Neji roared back.

As Kiba began to shout back there was a knock at the door, Naruto, Choji and Rock Lee stopped ranting about Kiba's epic story and turned to see who it was.

Kiba opened to door to see Gaara and Kankuro standing at the door. Gaara simply walked in and greeted everyone in one big "hello," whisper.

Kankuro trudged in and placed a bag on the floor, out of the bag he took out bottles of beer and threw some to everyone.

"NO WAIT!" Neji dived threw the air and intercepted Lee's beer. "Don't give Lee any!" Neji ordered the others.

Naruto turned to Kankuro, "Hey wheres Sasuke do you know?"

Kankuro drank some beer but then spat it out onto the carpet. "…Yum," He whispered in clearly fake delight.

Naruto reminded him of the question.

"Oh yeah he got into the building before us, I don't know where he went," Kankuro shrugged.

Girls room

"LOOK WHO WE CAPTURED!" Ino and Temari said as they strolled into the room with Sasuke Uchiha tied up and gagged.

The end of chapter one… please rate and review.