(Author's Note: I don't own anything, except for my penname. I'm dedicating this story to Emris Nightray. Be free, Sapphire1421)

Angel knew something was wrong when Fang giggled.

Angel had woken up to a fairly normal day. Nudge was still asleep, Iggy was cooking breakfast, and Max was waking up the Gasman. She got out of bed and made her way to the kitchen, and was instantly shocked.

Little syringes were scattered across the table. Iggy was holding a frying pan like it was a guitar and singing Blurred Lines (by Robin Thicke) with Fang, giggling like a little girl, at his side. Angel froze, expecting the two to attack her or turn into Erasers. However, it only got worse.

"Fruit baskets…" murmured a drowsy Nudge. She stumbled into the kitchen and opened the fridge, grabbing the bag of fruit Iggy had been saving for fruit salad. She swung it around, muttering "Fruit basket. Fruit basket."

"Angel? What's happening?" Max asked. She put a hand on Angel's shoulder and eyed the strange scene. Gazzy ran up behind Max, clutching her leg.

"Have I died and gone to this terrible place?" He asked himself. Max walked over to the table and inspected the little syringes. Her eyebrows shot up, and her mouth formed a perfect O.

"Valium?!" She shrieked. "They got injected with Valium?!"

Angel noticed Gazzy stifling a laugh, and read his mind.

Hahahahahahahahahaha! I can't believe it worked! Yes! He thought.

"Um, Max? Better ask Gazzy what he did." Angel said. Gazzy stared at Angel, an expression of pure terror spreading across his face.

"You what?" Max growled.

"I just wanted to get back at them for beating me in Monopoly!" He cried, attempting to look innocent.

"FRUIT BASKET!" Nudge screamed. "Shish kebab!"

"You, young man," Max said, "are in so much trouble."

Well, how'd you guys like it? I'm thinking of making a Maximum Ride/Hunger games crossover, so if you have any thoughts on that, please leave a comment in the reviews section. And if you liked this story, please tell me, so I can write more stories! Byeeeee! SAPPHIRE1421