Banjo and Kazooie, the fur and feathered soon-to-be-heros, ran up to the farmland area of Spiral Mountain to learn their last move in the game before going to face off against Gruntilda the Witch. They ran to the molehill sitting atop the plot of land and out popped Bottles the Mole.

The vested mole adjusted his glasses a bit, why a mole needs glasses is a good question but beyond the point, and spoke up. "Now you two, time to learn how to fight."

"I could punch you in the face right now, goggles, I know how to fight." Kazooie squawked as she popped out of the backpack.

Bottles growled a bit and pointed to the hopping carrots behind them. "Just shut the hell up and swipe at those things Banjo."

Banjo did as Bottles told him, and after a few more moves and a few more bizarre looking creatures, they were down to the last basic move and facing a floating cabbage thing.

"Right then, attack this thing and then get on your way, I'm sick of looking at you assholes." Bottles said as he looked around.

"Back at you, tightwad!" Kazooie shouted.

Banjo groaned as he walked over to the floating cabbage. "I wish you two would shut up, I'm sick of listening to you two fight."

"Watch it, bear-boy. We're only teamed up cause that's how this game goes, I can kill you with this gun I got in here..." Kazooie cocked the gun from inside the backpack. "Now hit that thing and keep going or the game's gonna be called Kazooie's Grand Adventure."

Banjo gulped and lept in the air, and Kazooie smashed the thing with her beak. But no extra honeycomb piece appeared as it was supposed to.

"What the hell?" Kazooie said as she looked down the hole the thing popped out of.

A blast of light came from the hole, which sent Kazooie flying into the air. She landed back on the ground...as a plate of chicken. Banjo licked his lips and ran over to the plate.

Iron Man jumped out of the hole "I am Iron Man, and birds don't belong in packpacks...they go on your plate." He blasted Bottles too...just 'cause, and then flew off into the sky.