Rin: Here's another fic! ^^ This time, it's something to do with the readers! (Note: This happens in the present. 2) Mammon is free of the Arcobaleno curse. 3) Fran is in it. 4) Mammon is a female is this one.)

Xanxus: Hmph. Annoying….

Rin: Hope everyone enjoys it! It two shots! :D

Squalo: Vroooooi! DISCLAIMER: That brat does not own us or KHR! If she does, we'll all be dead by now!

Rin: -glares- So mean… Enjoy~!


Namimori Middle, classroom 2-A…

It was a beautiful Thursday morning, as you stared at the blue sky through the window. Now was your current favourite lesson, Science.

Unfortunately, now you didn't really like the teacher teaching it. The teacher who was teaching was the one that you had despised all the time, Nezu-sensei. [1]

"(F/N)! What's the answer for question 4?" An angry voice suddenly echoed throughout the class, disrupting your thoughts and making you jump.

You looked up and found yourself staring into a pair of very ferocious eyes. That damn old man… You cursed inwardly.

You got up lazily and quickly answer the question. Nezu-sensei however, just huffed and went back to teaching.

Of course you could solve such a simple question! You were well known for being one of the best scorer in school, and the best competitor for Gokudera Hayato.

But what no one else knows is that you work for a mafia family called the 'Vongola', and was part of a secret assassination squad known as the 'Varia'.

You were also the cloud guardian. If anyone knows about it, they would probably be jealous about me… Too bad boss doesn't allow me to tell anyone… You sighed.

Just then, "(F/N)! See me after class!" Nezu-sensei's voice jolt you awake once again. Crap… Not again… This was of course, not the first time you've been called out by the teacher. After being 'forced' to live in such a 'poor' environment.


Ring! Finally after feeling for what it seems like forever, you were almost prepared to meet your doom.

You stumbled out of the classroom, wondering what kind of scolding will that old man give, but you also noticed Tsuna throwing you a worried look, while Gokudera was grinning happily.

You gave a thumbs up to Tsuna, telling him not to worry, and also at the same time, glaring at the silver teen, giving him a you-are-so-dead look.

"(F/N)…" The old ma- I mean Nezu-sensei began, "You are a student with great potential, and I can see a great and bright future lying ahead of you…" You did an inner face palm. The last time that old ma- I mean Nezu-sensei gave this kind of lecture, almost made you swear out loud and kill him.

Damn it… This was going to last for some time…

After 'some' time, you were nearly falling asleep, but still trying not to show it. Unfortunately, your lack of concentration made you lose what the teacher was going to say next.

"..So, I must say that I'm sorry, but I need to meet you family. Or parents, rather…" Nezu-sensei coughed, as he finished the sentence. You nodded without blinking or thinking, until…

Wait, what? Pause. Go back just a little.

Did that old man just wanted to meet my parents, and did I agreed to it? You thought in disbelief. How could you be so careless? So much for being the next smartest person in the Varia after Bel…

You walked out of the school gate looking down at the ground in a little shock. That's why you had always hated that old man… He always likes to trick people into agreeing to something horrible.


Flashback to a little while ago…

"Then it's a deal then! I will be at your house today at 4pm, since I already have your address!" Nezu-sensei smirked happily.

Before you could even open your mouth to say anything, the teacher strode out of the room, humming a happy tune.

Back to current time…


Then it came to you. He had been planning to get you for this the whole time! You did another face palm.

"A-Are you alright?" A voice brought you back to reality. You turned to look. It was Tsuna, Gokudera and Yamamoto. "Yeah…" You tried smiling back.

"Heh. You deserved it!" Gokudera said, smirking as you throw him another killer glare. "Haha, I'm sure you'll be fine!" Yamamoto tried to bring the mood up. You forced a smile and bid goodbye to the trio.

Where the hell were you going to get parents for that old man to meet? Your parents were currently overseas, and they weren't coming back yet.

You walked for what it felt like a long time, before finally reaching your current home. The Varia mansion.

"Ushishishi~ Welcome back, peasant…" Bel said mockingly when he opened the door for you. "Ah, welcome back, senpai… Just ignore that fake prince-senpai…" Fran greeted you too, using his normal monotone voice.

"It's 'Prince', froggy!" A knife was soon inserted into Fran's giant frog hat. The teal hair teen just shrugged and walks off.

You enter the mansion to find it in a mess…again. Xanxus, or your boss, was doing the usual thing. Throwing wine glass at Squalo.

Levi was admiring his boss 'amazing' throwing skills. Squalo was obviously unhappy, and was cursing all over the place. Mammon was busy counting money on a side of the sofa; Fran was sprawled on the floor eating his pocky sticks while watching the whole amusing battle.

Bel was too as usual, looking for someone to bug. And Lussuria….well, let's just say he was fangirling over some clothes on a magazine on the other side of the sofa.

Just then, looking at these people made a hundred light bulbs light up in your head. The plan was worth a go.

"Alright! Quiet down, all of you!" You shouted, and that indeed made everyone stop what they were doing. "Trash, who gave you the permission to order us?" Xanxus stared at you. "It doesn't matter that now, boss, I'm in trouble." You replied calmly.

"VROOOII! Just what f****** trouble did you get into?" Squalo screamed in anger. You felt your veins twitched a bit.

"That old ma- I mean my science teacher wanted to meet my family, and I need your help." You coughed as you adjusted your uniform.

"My, my! We'll be glad to help you, (Y/N)-chan!" Lussuria squealed happily, shutting Squalo up from uttering his next chain of curses.

You grinned. "So what do we do?" Fran asked, still nibbling on his pocky sticks. "Well…" You cleared your throat.

"…Xanxus can be my father, Lussuria you can be the mother, though I'm not sure why, Squalo you can maybe be the bodyguard or something, Levi…well, just lock yourself in some room… Bel, be my older brother, Fran, you can be my younger brother, and Mammon, please be my older sister."

The whole of Varia stared at you. "Alright… But I better see the money in my bank account by tomorrow…" Mammon was the first to react. You nodded, smiling. "Do I look old enough to be your father?" Xanxus asked, twitching as he smashed his wine glass.

"Come on, boss… It's just a pretend…" You looked at Xanxus pleadingly. He scoffed and went back to his room after muttering 'scum'. "VROOOII! Why am I supposed to be the bodyguard?" And you decided to ignore Squalo.

"But-" Levi was unfortunately cut off by Lussuria. "My! That's great!" Lussuria beamed happily. Bel and Fran just agreed to the plan.

You then handed a bag of 'something' to them. "Here are some costumes… Just wear it and be 'normal'… Or else…" You purposely emphasize the word 'normal'.

All of them nodded in unison. Though some were left with no choice….

"We have about one hour left! So prepare yourself!" You shouted while you looked at the clock in the living room.

Everyone scrambled to get ready. (Except for Xanxus…)

The plan was on.

-To Be Continued-


[1] Remember him? I had always hated him… :P


Rin: Well? How was it? Did I make anyone to OOC? This is my first time attempting something with the readers inside it… If there's anything wrong, please correct me… ^^"

Mammon: I don't get it why am I in this without getting paid…

Fran: -sighs- What she was trying to say is, please review… Review?