Interviews with the Cullen's
Disclaimer: Interviewer-So I hear you own twilight
Me- Yes I do own twilight
Edward- LIES!
Me- damn
Hello everyone! Yes this happened one day when I thought hey! Interviewing the Cullen's! I thought that was a great idea so here is CHAPTER ONE! EDWARD! Cause everyone loves Edward! ) Enjoy and Please Review!! Oh takes place after BD so SPOILERS IF YOU HAVEN"T READ YET!
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Interview One- Edward
Me- Hello Edward. My name is Nata!
Edward- Hello. So I hear your going to interview me?
Me- Yes! How did you….oh! Mind Reader Right!
Edward- (laughs) yes. So now your first question.
Me- Right! Ok so question one: What is the worst nickname that anyone in your family or anyone in the world given you?
Edward- Um… (Laughs nervously) well it…well…
Me- don't worry I won't tell anyone!
Edward- YES YOU WILL! YOU'RE WRITING A STORY ABOUT IT!
Me- Shoot. Ok just tell me
Edward- fine it was… Pink Pj Eddie.
Me- WHAT? PINK PJ EDDIE?
Edward- Yes. (Puts head down)
Me- aww sorry ok. Next question. If you could go back in time and change one thing in your vampire life, what would it be?
Edward- I would go back and have not left Bella, so she couldn't meet stupid Jacob who is now in love with our child. (Looks angry)
Me- ok next question: If you could change your power any way how would you change it?
Edward- I would change by not having to read minds all the time but only when I want to. I have learned to do that but there's always this annoying buzzing in the back of my head.
Me- ok next question: Who do you love more? Rosalie or Alice? Jasper or Emmett?
Carlisle or Esme? And Bella or Renesmee?
Edward- ok First Alice. 2nd Emmett, 3rd I can't choose and 4th I love Bella more because she is my wife but I love Renesmee more because she is my child. So it's like balanced.
(Rosalie and Jasper barge into the room)
Rose and Jasper- WHAT?!
Jasper- you don't love me?
Rose- Really I don't care because I love Jasper more than you! (Rose walks out)
Jasper- You don't love me!? (Puppy dog eyes)
Edward- I do love you. Um… Aww Jazz stop looking at me like that.
Jasper- you don't love me?
Edward- YES I LOVE YOU MORE THAN EMMETT!
(Edward and Jasper hug cry tearless cries.)
Edward- I LOVE EVERYONE THE SAME!!
Jasper- ok sorry go on continue your…interview.
(I'm just staring at this cry fest)
Me- ok next! Are you happy that Bella said not to kill the baby when she was pregnant?
Edward- at the time I was very upset. I was going crazy and I didn't want Bella to die. But I saved her and I was glad that she survived and that she got to have my child. So yes right now I am happy that Bella was stubborn and said no.
Me- Aww. I could just like hug you right now.
Edward- well thank-you?
Me- did you know everyone is in love with you like; you're a hero to everyone! Except for the time when you left I could have just like slapped you but I know my hand would have bruised up but ya still I was mad but you came back! YOU MARRIED HER! AND YOU HAD A KID! I LOVE YOU EDWARD!
Edward- (backing away slowly) Um… yes. Ok I think this interview is over.
The end! Well no just for Edward HOPE YOU NJOYED IT! BTW- Edward now thinks I'm crazy. Oh well! Next chapter ALICE! REVIEW! 3 Reviews and NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE UP!!
