Disclaimer: I don't own Prince Of Tennis... which sucks, I might add.

Chapter 1: Let's Play Tennis

"Ouch!"

"Fshuuuu…"

"Kaido, get your snaky but off me!"

"Momo, that's me!"

"Is there anyone not from Seigaku here?"

"I'm here, Tachibana!"

"Ouch! Shishido, if that's you…"

"I'm over here, Oshitari…"

"Mizuki!"

"It wasn't me!"

"Liar…"

"Yuuta? Is that you?!"

"Oh great, Syuusuke…"

"BURNING!"

"Who gave Taka a racket!?"

"That wasn't me, Oishi…"

"WTF?! Who else says burning!?"

A light switches on. 41 tennis players look around, only to find themselves in a room with one door.

"Told you it was you, Mizuki," said Yuuta, sitting in one corner with Mizuki laying his head on his shoulder. The black haired St Rudolph player quickly removed his head, looking sheepishly around at the other tennis players. The whole of Seigaku was lined up against wall, Tachibana, Kamio, Shinji and Ishida were all sitting on a bed, laying on top of each other, before Tachibana pushed them all off him and they all fell to the other side, before scrambling to sit up. Next to the bed against one wall was Sengoku, Akutsu, and the Jimmies from Yamabuki. In the corner next to them was Yuuta, Mizuki, Atsushi and Yanagasiwa from St Rudolph sat. On the wall next to them sat the whole Hyotei team, from Atobe all the way down to Hiyoshi. Along the fourth wall sat Yukimaru, Sanada, Kirihara, Marui, Jackal, and Renji from Rikkai Dai, and then finally, sitting on chairs scattered around the room sat Aoi, Saeki, Ryou, David, Bane and Itsuki from Rokkaku.

"Well this is an odd assortment," said Aoi, scratching his head as he looked around at all the other players.

"Yeh!" yelled Kirihara as he jumped up. "How come only Seigaku and Hyotei are the only ones with full teams?!"

"Ore sama believes it because we are the most worthy," said Atobe, not looking at the black haired boy in the face, causing the rest of his team to face fault. Tezuka stood, looking around at the other teams.

"Inui, an estimate of how many from each team?" he said to his data analogist.

"9 Seigaku, 4 Fudomine, 4 St Rudolph, 4 Yamabuki, 8 Hyotei, 6 Rikkai Dai, and 6 Rokkaku," Inui said, causing the three lots of four to moan.

"That's not fair," said Kamio, collapsing back on the bed. Shinji looked back at him.

"How can it not be fair, when we don't know where we are, don't know what's happened to us, don't know if we can get out through the door, don't know if we're gonna starve to death, don't know how long we're gonna be in here, don't know if we're ever going to play tennis again…"

"We get it, Shinji."

"I'm just saying…"

"This is so lame," came Shishido's voice, and Ootori patted his doubles partner on the head.

"You'll see! Everything will be fine!"

Shishido rolled his eyes, turning his attention back to the rest of the tennis players in the room. Tezuka walked over to the door, as Marui moved quickly out of the way. The tall captain jiggled the handle, but it made no move to open. A chuckle from behind him was heard, though who it was was a bit of a mystery.

"Oh move out of the way," said Kirihara, standing up and jiggling the handle.

Nothing happened.

"The chances of it being unlocked were only 20…"

"Oh shut up, Renji."

"That was me, Kirihara."

"Fine! Shut up Inui then! You're interchangeable," the ace said, collapsing back against the wall.

"I beg to differ," said the brown haired genius from beside him. "Sadaharu's techniques and my own are actually quite different."

Every single person in the room stared at him, as cricket chirping was heard. (Not really, they're in a room with no window, and a locked door. How could a cricket be heard?)

"It's true!" Renji insisted. Tezuka shook his head, before moving back to his spot against the wall.

"Ok, we need to figure out how we can get out of here," he said, causing Atobe stand up.

"Ore sama doesn't like how your acting like you're the only captain," the stuck up boy said. The Captain Jimmy (we're gonna call them Captain Jimmy and V. Captain Jimmy from now, because, seriously, can anyone ever remember their names anyway?) stood up, holding the same pose as Atobe.

"I agree! That's unacceptable!" he said, and Ryoma turned to Momo who sat beside him.

"Who is that anyway?" he asked, and Captain Jimmy heard him, and turned to snarl at the ignorant boy.

"Tachibana, don't you care that Tezuka's taking over?" Kamio asked, and Tachibana put a thoughtful look on his face.

"Someone need's to take charge," he said sensibly. "It only makes sence for the captain of the majority of the people in the room to be that one."

"Oh Tachibana, you're so smart!" said the whole of the Fudomine team, which was of course, not the majority.

"That's stupid!" said Captain Jimmy. "Seigaku are not the majority! The non Seigaku's are!"

"Then who's going to be captain of the non Seigaku's?" asked Oshitari, ever the smart one. "I, unfortunately, agree with Tachibana's take on the situation." Atobe turned to stare daggers at his team mate, and Oshitari moved furthest away from him as possible. "I'm just saying…"

"No, Atobe is right," Tezuka said, and all the heads in the room turned to him at once, as if he'd spoken blasphemy.

"Ore sama is always right," Atobe said, a proud smirk on his face.

"O.k. Rokkaku, off the chairs. All the captains will have a meeting in what will now be known as the captain's corner." Tezuka pointed to the corner that St Rudolph were sitting in.

"That's not fair, why do we have to move?" asked Yanagasiwa (we'll call him Yana for your sake and mine).

"Because you're the only one in a corner," said Tezuka, as if it made any sence at all. The four St Rudolph kids stood, and moved away, just as Rokkaku started standing.

"Wait, can't I stay where I am?" Aoi asked, because plainly, he was on a chair already.

"No, you have to move it to the captain's corner," Tezuka said, looking at him, and he sighed, stood up, and moved his chair to sit directly in the corner. Tezuka took the chair that Bane had been sitting on, and moved it, as Atobe, Yukimura, Captain Jimmy and Tachibana grabbed chairs of their own.

"Momo, why is that guy I don't recognise going to the Captain's Corner?" Ryoma asked, as Captain Jimmy paused in picking up his chair, and turning around, looked like he was going to through it at him, and would of, if V. Captain Jimmy and Sengoku hadn't held him back.

"Heh, Ryoma, that's the captain of Yamabuki," Momo said, scratching the back of his head in embarrassment.

"I thought Sengoku was the captain," Ryoma said nonchalantly, oblivious to the murderous rage that had filled the Yamabuki captain, as Tezuka and Tachibana had to join in in helping holding him back.

"I'm surprised he even knows who Sengoku is," said Momo under his breath, earning a chuckle from Eiji on his other side.

"Kentarou," Tezuka said firmly, because he knows all the captains from the other teams names. Aoi turned his head on his side.

"Hey, why does he have the same name as me?" he asked, and Saeki hit his head with his hand, mumbling 'he only just realised that?' Captain Jimmy glared daggers once more at Ryoma, before planting his seat down, and sitting on it, a humph on his face, as the other captains sat around them.

It took a few seconds before someone realised the problem.

"WE DON'T HAVE OUR CAPTAIN!" yelled the entirety of St Rudolph (which of course wasn't much, because it was only four people). Tezuka turned to them, a thoughtful look on his face as he studied St Rudolph.

"Fine, then chose someone who can represent your team," he said, and no one was surprised when Yuuta, Yana and Atsushi all pushed Mizuki forward. That is, except Mizuki himself. He turned around, a smile brightening his face.

"Awwww, you guys trust me enough to take on this job!?" he asked, tears forming in his eyes. There was a consecutive shake of heads.

"Nope, we just don't want to do it," they said in unison, and Mizuki face faulted.

"Some team you are," he mumbled, as he picked up the final chair, and moved it to the captain's corner.

Time passed as the captains (and Mizuki) chatted in the captain's corner, while else where in the room, the rest of the teams were all bored out of their minds.

"I'm bored out of my mind!" exclaimed Eiji loudly.

"We could play a game!" yelled Gakuto from the other side of them room.

"I was just thinking that!" yelled Eiji back. Next to the two of them, Oishi and Oshitari were blocking their ears as if they were used to this. Well, they were, after all.

"But what can we play?!"

"I dunno!"

"YOU CAN STOP SHOUTING NOW!" came the response from Akutsu as there was a consecutive nod through out every one else. Except Oishi and Oshitari. Because those two didn't want to get in trouble with their doubles partners.

"They're right though," said Renji, who had manoeuvred himself so he was sitting next to Inui, and they were plotting something. Come on, those two are always plotting something. "Though the possibility of is dieing from boredom are 0, it wouldn't hurt to play an energetic game, or even a non energetic one."

"Like eye spy!" yelled Marui, happy that he'd come up with a good idea.

"But the only thing in here are chairs, the bed, the walls and the door," said Ootori, looking around the room.

"And unfortunately us," muttered Ishida under his breath. Marui hung his head, as Jackal patted him on the back.

"That's ok, I'm sure we'll figure out something else to play," he reassured his doubles partner.

A loud snore came from the back of the room, causing everyone (except the captains… and Mizuki) to turn the heads. Jirou had fallen asleep. No surprises there. Just an unimportant interruption to there sooooo interesting conversation.

"I know! Let's play tennis!" yelled Kirihara, and everyone moaned, as someone from the bed hurled a pillow at him. "Hey!"

"Well how are we supposed to play tennis without rackets, balls, a net, a court, the space, and when we have too many people?" asked Shinji, evidently the one who had threw the pillow in the first place.

"Yeh, it'd be like playing girl's tennis," David said, a small smirk reaching the sides of his lips.

"Why?" asked Fuji, as every other single person in the room groaned at the asking.

"Because we'd be running around without balls!" he yelled to the whole room, cracking up laughing at his own joke. Bane came up behind him, and kicked him in the head, causing him to face plant on the floor.

"Ouch…"

"What about hide and seek?" asked Saeki, and everyone face faulted again.

"Same problem," came the consecutive reply.

"Oh yeh…"

"We could play strip poker!" yelled out Momo, causing everyone to turn to him.

"You really wanna play strip poker with 30 guys?" asked Kaido, turning to his arch rival.

"41."

"Whatever, Inui."

"Where are we supposed to get a pack of cards anyway?" asked Ootori.

"Stop thinking about it, Choutarou," hissed Shishido from beside him.

"I wasn't!"

"Liar," said everyone in the room. And I mean everyone, because for once, the captains (and Mizuki) were actually listening. They were getting pretty good at the unison thing, because they'd been stuck in the room for an hour now. I know it doesn't seem like an hour, but your just reading it. Don't forget that.

"I'm hungry," complained Marui.

"Me too," agreed Momo. At that moment, the captains all stood in unison. You know, cause their so good at it. And five seconds later, realising that the others had already stood, Mizuki stood aswell.

"Ok," started Tezuka. "We've established that there is absolutely no way of getting out of here…" He was broken off by a pillow to the face, and the room turned to look at Kirihara.

"What?" he asked sheepishly. "Did it really take 6... I mean, 5 captains and a manager to figure that out?"

Someone (I'm sure) was about to agree when the pillow flew back at Kirihara. Only it missed. And hit Sanada.

The whole room went deathly silent. Sanada stood, and looking at the person who had thrown, who evidently, wasn't Tezuka in the first place, but Aoi, because he hadn't really been paying attention to the captain's meeting, and was bored. And now he was hiding behind Tezuka and Atobe.

"Don't hurt me!" yelled Aoi, as a frown formed on Sanada's face. He picked up the pillow, and before anyone could blink, he threw it randomly and hit Kamio in the head.

"PILLOW FIGHT!" yelled an unknown person, as the four Fudomine players grabbed pillows from the bed and chucked them at various people.

Chaos erupted.

Except for the captains.

Well, really only Tezuka, Tachibana and Atobe. Captain Jimmy was one of the first ones to get hit with a pillow, while Aoi was jumping on the bed. How he got Fudomine off it, we won't go into that here.

And Mizuki, I hear nobody ask?

Well, someone thought it would be funny to stick a shoe into one of the pillows, and then chuck it at Mizuki's head (We all know it was Fuji… and I'm pretty sure it would have been harder if there was something harder in the room that would of fitted into the pillow). So now he's on the ground next to Jirou (for a reason we can't explain) sleeping his little, bruised head off.

As the chaos continued, the three not doing anything captains were getting angry. (Well, as angry as a guy who shows no emotions, a stuck up guy who refuses to show emotions, and a pacifist can get). They were just about to put a stop to it, when suddenly, some unnamed person shoved V. Captain Jimmy into the door handle, and somehow, he managed to open it. A large creaky sound ensured, and a dark hallway was lit.

"Nya! No way!" exclaimed Eiji, feathers falling from his hair as he looked out into the corridor. They seemed to be at the head of the hallway, and it went through other rooms until it hit darkness at the other end. From behind him, someone pushed Eiji, and he fell onto the ground.

"You take too long," he hissed, stepping out into the hallway. He walked up to one of the doorways, the first one on the write, and read the sign on it. It said:

'THIS IS ROOM 7.

Echizen Ryoma

Inui Sadaharu

Shuichirou Oishi

Oshitari Yuushi

Saeki Kojirou'

"What an odd grouping," mused Fuji aloud, reading it from over Akutsu's shoulder.

"It sounds completely random. Let's all go check out the others!" yelled Aoi, and all the tennis players rushed around to find their own names, and eventually found this;

'ROOM1:

Kawamura Takashi

Kurobane Harukaze

Sengoku Kiyosumi

Kamio Akira

Fuji Syuusuke'

"Akira-kun, we're together!"

"Get away from me, Sengoku!"

'ROOM 2:

Kuwahara Jackal

Fuji Yuuta

Ishida Tetsu

Hiyoshi Wakashi

Kentarou Aoi'

"There's a 72 chance these were chosen at random."

"I agree. I can see no pattern what soever. In Room 1, there were two Seigaku, in Room 7 there were three, while in Room 2, they are all from different clubs."

"WHO CARES!?"

'ROOM 3:

Kabaji Munehiro

Amane Hikaru

Ibu Shinji

Yanagi Renji

Mukahi Gakuto'

"Ah, this time we have two Hyotei players."

"And not even a doubles team. Surprising Data."

"But there's no such thing as random, Sadaharu."

"NOBODY CARES!!"

They were getting impatient with Renji and Inui. Can you tell?

'ROOM 4:

Higashikata Misami

Mizuki Hajime

Kirihara Akaya

Akutagawa Jirou

Tezuka Kunimitsu'

"Interesting."

"What is, Tezuka?"

"Fuji, I'm in with Mizuki, Kirihara, and Jirou."

"What's so weird about that?"

"I'm not sure yet. I'll tell you when I can remember."

'ROOM 5:

Kisarazu Atsushi

Genichirou Sanada

Bunta Marui

Kaido Kaoru

Yukimura Seiichi'

"This one holds three Rikkai Dai players…"

"Oh, isn't that nice, Genichirou? We'll be room mates."

"Yes, Buchou."

'ROOM 6:

Akutsu Jin

Kisarazu Ryou

Yanagasiwa Shinya

Ootori Choutarou

Kikumaru Eiji'

"This ones interesting… Akutsu is the only non doubles player."

"Great. I'll be with a bunch of kids who are wining for their doubles partners."

"WE DO NOT WHINE!"

"Oishi!"

"Shishido-san!"

"Atsushi!"

"Hey, I don't play doubles!"

Their doubles partners come over… well, Atsushi doesn't, cause he doesn't really care about Yana, so it's really only Shishido and Oishi… and comfort their doubles partners. And then Ryou wishes he was a doubles player so he could have someone who cares for him like that. Because his twin brother doesn't.

'ROOM 8:

Itsuki Marehiko

Tachibana Kippei

Momoshiro Takeshi

Shishido Ryo

Minami Kentarou'

"Wait a minute…"

"Yes, I've noticed it too."

"There's 41 one of us."

"And only 8 rooms, nya."

"Who doesn't have a room?"

Everyone turned to look at each other, and then noticed their group was missing three people. So they all ventured back down the hallway, and back into the room at the end of the hallway, to find Atobe sitting next to two people on the floor. Jirou, who was still fast asleep, and Mizuki, who was still knocked cold.

"What did Ore-sama miss?" Atobe asked, looking at each person in question.


Miss Ella: Well, there you have it. My second POT fan fic… I'm not sure how well it is, but I wanted to make it funny. And I'm not sure I did, so I'd appreciate the comments. -does Eiji eyes- No one can resist the power of Eiji eyes!

Akutsu: Stupid Double players.

Eiji: There's nothing wrong with doubles players.

Akutsu: You're only saying that cause you are one!

-Every single serious doubles player rounds on Akutsu-

Doubles players: WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?!

Akutsu: I'LL FIGHT YOU ALL!

I've noticed there are always more doubles players then there are singles. Few more things. Who can guess what it is that Tezuka finds interesting about his room mates? And who can guess who the last room belongs to?

And who can't wait to find out what the hell their doing in this weird house anyway?

I know I can't.

But anyway… Tell me what pairings you want. I 3 pairings, even if there only mild. Like AkiraxSengoku. I read a fanfic on that, it was hot as.J Also, there rooming really were completely random. I did this whole random number thing with my calculator… took a lot of work, and the results were sooo interesting anyway!